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Stay Out Of The Doghouse!

What an ungrateful witch. I bet all the while her husband was in the doghouse, she was playing with some of the dual bag attachments

Nice commercial :laugh:
 
Woman who put man in Doghouse....soon find him in Cathouse.

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I guess I better go return that Ab Circle I have hidden in the garage :blush:


















:sign: Nice one, John!
 
LOL I bought my at that time girlfriend now wife a new vacuum for her birthday, lets say it didn't go over very well.
 
That's funny because my fiancé loves to vacuum, she even said that if I got her a Dyson she would love it!
 
That video was hilarious. I stupidly bought my wife the food processor she had made comments about while watching America's Test Kitchen. "Oh, wow, I'd love to get one of those someday," she said. Ding! Ding! Ding! I thought I'd have a knock out birthday present for her. Finally I would have a true surprise present that showed I was looking for clues about what she really wanted.

Boy, was I wrong. "A food processor?" she remarked with a puzzled expression. "When did I ever mention that I wanted a food processor?" ???

Well, that was quickly returned and I somewhat redeemed myself by getting her the pearl necklace to match her pearl earrings I had bought her for Christmas. Why I didn't think of that originally, I'll never know.

I'm convinced that even if women say they're not "jewelry girls" they're lying. Don't believe me?
 
I'm lucky my wife was really happy (or lies to me really well) about getting a griddle and a Kitchen Aid.
 
This is why I'm thankful my wife and I don't exchange presents anymore (Christmas, birthdays, Valentine's Day, none of them).
 
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