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Speedo Nedo13 Herf - Atlanta

Old Boar

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On January 14th, starting at 1800 Hours, that 6 P.M. for you civilians, we will light the Nedo13 Smoking Lamp at Five Seasons. Young Sgt Terry Canedo is going to the Middle East Disneyland to straighten thing out in June. He is departing GA. at the end of January. All Active, Reserve, Retired Marines and other Active and Retired Service personnel, and all you BOTL civilians are invited to join us for this smok'en, drink'en, eating affair. Dress/Mess uniforms are not authorized. Bring your own smokes to smoke/trade and give to Nedo13. If we are still standing-at-ease when 5 Seasons closes, we are headed to Mardi Gras for some Bare Foot Ballet and Table Top Military Manuevers, codeword: Operation Speedo Nedo. Volunteers only. What happens on the 14th, Stays at 5 Seasons and Mardi Gras and will seen on Good Morning America, Sunday morning.
 
Sounds like a grand time for another of our defenders of freedom!




Count me in.....




Jim
 
You, yourself, and the Cheeta Ladies. Oh, yes mon$y, would be nice. Going to have a "Name the Smoke " Contest that night also! For a Ten-er$ you get a unbanded cigar to smoke at the herf, If you can name it, Manufacture and cigar name, you win a prize , more than you ten-er$ donation. See you there.
 
As a Featured event, we have arranged for the USC Trojan Cheerleaders to regain their schools honor by Wrestling the Univ. of Texas Cheerleaders in a RoseBowl Vat of Five Seasons Hurtmeister Doppel Bock Beer. Plastic sheets will be provided to the spectators in the first two rows. The winning Cheerleaders will be hand-dried by Speedo Nedo (if his wife lets him)!
 
Event Change: The Texas Cheerleaders are demanding a Hormone test of the USC Cheerleader to verify that they are all females. USC refuses, and counters with a demand that the Texas Cheerleaders have a DNA test to insure that they are not Heffers that graze on the football field to keep the grass short!

So, with that impasse, we are under negotiations for ChuckW and The Old Boar to wrestle in Speedos in a vat of warm Bud Lite. Stay tuned for the latest results!!!!!
 
This wrestling thing is not working out. ChuckW wants to wear tights, not a Speedo. The Old Boar will only wrestle in Sam Adam's Triple Bock. Maybe we'll just have to entertain our selves, like a group hug, intelligent conversation, who can tell the most believable lie. Maybe Torpedo will start a food fight again
 
Met a female Marine Recruiter today who said Nedo13 is known as "SGT SPUD-DEEDO" up here in Hotalnta. Is there a story here. Any comments, Sgt. Canedo?

Hotlanta is all set to go. A WAKE-UP TO GO!!!!

Received regrets Ex-President Clinton and his Master Senator wife, Hillary, Rev. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, Harry Bellafonta, Jane Fonda, Donald Sutherland, Alex Baldwin, Donald Duck, Mickey Mouse and last but not least, John Cary and Guffy. The question now is; Is Booby coming to the Herf or is he attending the same gala function the above personalities are attending?

Don't miss seeing Sgt. Terry L. Canedo's farewell Herf gift!

Good Night Virginia, SLEEP TIGHT, and there is really "Sgt. SPUD-DEEDO."
 
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