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Skunk!

:Monty:

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I was laying in the living room tonight half asleep when I heard my wife screaming bloody murder in the back yard.

We have four dogs, three dachshunds and a lab. One Doxie(Bella, the tan one) and the Lab (Boomer) go out the door in full on squirrel attack mode every single time they're let outside. They have route they run together full speed barking full blast at least twice a day when they're let out. They go out the door past the tree to the back of the yard around the shed and back. Every now and again there's a squirrel out there that they get to chase up a tree but who knew that all this time they were training for full fledged combat action.

As soon as I heard my wife I was thinking raccoon because she was screaming like something was murdering Bella (her favorite). Low and behold I run outside to Boomer and Bella murdering a Skunk, taking turns getting sprayed in the face but still trying to grab onto the thing. The best part was the two other dachshunds just sitting there watching the whole thing go down from a distance. They were just sitting there looking at us and the other dogs while were all screaming for them to leave the skunk alone like "you believe these morons?"

Well the skunk finally escaped under the shed and the dogs returned to the house foaming at the mouth from the spray. We luckily had a few bottles of nature's miracle skunk remover (yes this has happened before) and were able to get the dogs washed up right away. Regardless, my entire house smells like Skunk ass. Ahh dogs....gotta lov'em

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And the scene of the crime with the tree and shed in question and a little LFD LGD Americano and an Oatmeal stout.

 
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That's frickin' nuts Monty. I don't know what skunk smells like but it must be pretty foul. Do you bathe the dogs in Natures Miracle?
 
Ha! What a great story! :laugh: The things you wish you had on video, eh?
 
This year there seem to be more skunks than ever. Must be a good skunk year..ahahahahah
That smell takes forever to go away Monty, but that Nature's miracle works pretty well.
Good Luck

Art
 
This year there seem to be more skunks than ever. Must be a good skunk year..ahahahahah


Being from Seattle, I'm not use to skunks. I often see them scurrying across the road late at night and debate shooting them...but something tells me they're not tasty enough to justify the effort.
 
Nice looking dogs! We have a lab; they have a lot of energy but they're a lot of fun!

Many years ago, we had a neighbor who left his patio door open one cool autumn morning. They were busy doing yard work in the front yard when a skunk wandered into the house through the open patio door.

It took them several minutes to chase the skunk out but not before it sprayed several rooms. They tried everything on the market in 1971 (even tomato juice). The house still smelled. They finally had to move in with relatives for a couple of months and had the carpet replaced.
 
That is hilarious!!! I actually had a friend that had a skunk is a pet. It was descented and it was almost better than a cat. Definitely catches everyone that has never been to their house off guard when he comes waltzing into the room. :laugh:
 
My brother had a psuedo-pet skunk. He would leave cat food out for the cat, but every night a skunk would come to his door step and eat the cat food. All went well until they cat and skunk had a fight under the house. he moved in with my parents for awhile.

If you ever shoot one Wolfie, I've got a Cajun cook book with recipes. I'm guessing they taste like cat.
 
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That's frickin' nuts Monty. I don't know what skunk smells like but it must be pretty foul. Do you bathe the dogs in Natures Miracle?

It's a foul, foul smell! A fewweeks ago, I saw some fresh skunk roadkill on the highway. I avoided the carass to avoid hetting the smell on the truck, but even without running over it the undercarriage of the truck smelled. Stunk for about half the day too.
 
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If you ever shoot one Wolfie, I've got a Cajun cook book with recipes. I'm guessing they taste like cat.
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LOL only in Louisiana!!

http://www.nutria.com/site14.php

(For those of you not familiar with nutria; they are river rats).
 
Those are some great look'n dogs. I have two myself... funny story too.

I know this sounds crazy buy just a whiff of skunk kinda smells good. :0 :D And yes, I grew up on a farm.
 
I don't care what you use to try and get the smell out ( and we have tried everything ). The dogs will smell for weeks and weeks.

The best I've come up with is a gallon of tomato juice to one quart of fresh squeezed lime or lemon juice.
Wash / rinse, wash / rinse again. Day two, repeat. Day 3, repeat. Day 4, live with what's left of the smell. It's the acidity that helps to mute the skunk juice.

We've got al lot of dogs ( all white fur ) and every few years some of them get hit.
 
That was definitely worth a good laugh. Be thankful you don't live here. Even the animal control guys call Dublin the skunk capital of the world.
 
We've definitely had a lot of laughs today recounting last nights events. The two of us screaming like crazy in the back yard half dressed after midnight. We live in a beach community so the houses are right on top of each other. I can only imagine what the neighbors are thinking. Well the house doesn't smell as bad today, the dogs on the other hand.....well they're on their way to the groomer for their "skunk treatment". Natures Miracle does work well but like someone said before the smell lasts for months on them. Boomer was sprayed about two years ago and you could still get a wiff of it on him for about 4 months.

I mostly just felt bad for the skunk, they're cute little bastards. My lab did get a hold of it for a second and gave it a little shake. He let go pretty quick though once he got a mouthful. I really just wanted to run in there and break up the action and save the day but smelling like skunk for a week at work would suck. The little bugger did get away and looked like it was fine, hopefully he's not under the shed anymore!
 
Great story....my wife and I both got a chuckle.....
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We have little mutts and have seen them in "game on" mode....

Here in the PacNW I grew up with skunks, possoms, and nutria. Been there, seen 'em all. When we were little kids growing up, we lived on the edge of a fairly large undeveloped field (10 acres or more). I can clearly remember my mom would walk to the edge of the field and throw the table scraps (potato peelings, egg shells, etc.) over the fence out into the field. We had family after family of skunks that would swing by for chow after dark; mom and dad skunk and half a dozen little guys....pretty darn cute.
 
I can add a little technical note here. Essence of skunk is what the gas companies use to make natural gas have the order it has. The reason is you can delute to 1 in 10,000,000 and it still has enough power to effect you olfactory nerves.

I did enjoy the story and feel for the dogs. I don't even want to imagine a mouth full of skunk gas. YUCK :0
 
I know this sounds crazy buy just a whiff of skunk kinda smells good. :0 :D

Farm huh? Back in my hippie college days, I used to search high and low for a baggie filled with "skunk." Sometimes when I smell one as I'm driving it brings me back... :whistling:

Great story Monty!
 
I know this sounds crazy buy just a whiff of skunk kinda smells good. :0 :D

Farm huh? Back in my hippie college days, I used to search high and low for a baggie filled with "skunk." Sometimes when I smell one as I'm driving it brings me back... :whistling:

Great story Monty!

I agree with both of you, I used to find those little baggies though Dave. The smell brings a smile to my face every time. Although I might whistle a different tune if the dogs smelled like it for 4 months.

PJ
 
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