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Shooter's 2000 post contest

Shooter

Shooter

Living life on the heavies.
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My contest my rules.... first one to correctly answer these wins...

  • My favorite name brand drink
  • What type of motorcycle do I have
  • What type of plane do I fly
  • What establishment does my wife manage?
  • What is the one liner I am famous at CP for
  • How many dogs do I have?
  • Who did I go to the BBQ herf with
  • What slack ass never paid me for cigars
  • What is my porn name
  • What temperature does ethanol boil at in Celsius


Three men go to a motel and ask for a room each for one night. The manager charges them $10 each. They pay the $30, and they go to their rooms.
The manager later realizes that he has overcharged them by a total of $5. He wants to be honest and give the men their money back, but he does not have the correct change to do it, so he decides to give them $1 each.

He sends the bell hop up with 5 bucks and tells him to give each man a dollar back and keep the other two dollars as a tip.
This means that the guests have paid $9 each.....



9X3=27 plus two that the bell hop has = $29



Where did the other dollar go?



Decode this,



Decode this,

2"8:@? ____ 3$1 ____ p&23( ____ 1@6$3 ____ 4&(- ____ & ____ +11:


The ____ = a space, only way i could get it to space out right...
 
"What slack ass never paid me for cigars"


Do you really want to see his name?
 
Shooter said:
My contest my rules.... first one to correctly answer these wins...

  • My favorite name brand drink - Mountain Dew
  • What type of motorcycle do I have - Honda
  • What type of plane do I fly - Cess.
  • What establishment does my wife manage? - Your house!
  • What is the one liner I am famous at CP for - Gitter' Done!
  • How many dogs do I have? - Enough to shit all over the carpet.
  • Who did I go to the BBQ herf with - Your dogs (phewwww)
  • What slack ass never paid me for cigars - I won't say!
  • What is my porn name - shooter!
  • What temperature does ethanol boil at in Celsius - The same temp as Mountain Dew!


Three men go to a motel and ask for a room each for one night. The manager charges them $10 each. They pay the $30, and they go to their rooms.
The manager later realizes that he has overcharged them by a total of $5. He wants to be honest and give the men their money back, but he does not have the correct change to do it, so he decides to give them $1 each.

He sends the bell hop up with 5 bucks and tells him to give each man a dollar back and keep the other two dollars as a tip.
This means that the guests have paid $9 each.....



9X3=27 plus two that the bell hop has = $29



Where did the other dollar go? - The manager was slitghted a $1 by giving an extra 1 to the bell hop.



Decode this,



Decode this,

2"8:@? ____ 3$1 ____ p&23( ____ 1@6$3 ____ 4&(- ____ & ____ +11: - (DICK)


The ____ = a space, only way i could get it to space out right...
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Congrats!
 
  • My favorite name brand drink Old Milwaykee
  • What type of motorcycle do I have A Schwinn with a Briggs and Stratton lawn mower engine attached to it.
  • What type of plane do I fly Paper
  • What establishment does my wife manage? The one you take your visitors to so that they can watch you drink yourself silly.
  • What is the one liner I am famous at CP for I bought another box of Anejos today.
  • How many dogs do I have? 1
  • Who did I go to the BBQ herf with Some dude name Dan
  • What slack ass never paid me for cigars your dog
  • What is my porn name Shooter W. Blanks
  • What temperature does ethanol boil at in Celsius 78.3C


Did I win?
 
I will take a stab at this

My favorite name brand drink - Woodford Manhattan
What type of motorcycle do I have - ACE
What type of plane do I fly - Embraer EMB-145LR
What establishment does my wife manage? - BAR - Howl at the Moon
What is the one liner I am famous at CP for - are you fuckin kiddin me
How many dogs do I have? - 3
Who did I go to the BBQ herf with - ddepaola
What slack ass never paid me for cigars - DemonR6
What is my porn name - Richard MeatWhistle" a.k.a. "Big Shooter
What temperature does ethanol boil at in Celsius - 78C

NOWHERE !!!
25 bucks for the room
3 bucks back
2 bucks for the bellhop
That makes 30.00

2"8:@? ____ 3$1 ____ p&23( ____ 1@6$3 ____ 4&(- ____ & ____ +11: >>>>>> WTF is this? Are YOU fuckin kidding me?
 
My favorite name brand drink - Woodford Reserve Manhattan
What type of motorcycle do I have - Yamaha Roadliner
What type of plane do I fly - Embraer EMB-145
What establishment does my wife manage? - BAR or a Jiffylube based on your post today :p
What is the one liner I am famous at CP for - You have got to be f*&kin' kiddin' me
How many dogs do I have? - 3
Who did I go to the BBQ herf with - ddepaola
What slack ass never paid me for cigars - DemonR6
What is my porn name - Richard MeatWhistle a.k.a. Big Shooter
What temperature does ethanol boil at in Celsius - 78.3C

$25 for the room +$3 returned +$2 for the bellhop = $30. There is no missing or extra money.

2"8:@? ____ 3$1 ____ p&23( ____ 1@6$3 ____ 4&(- ____ & ____ +11: I don't have a clue what you are asking here.
 
Its an encryption..... symbols to letters the____ just indicates a space between words


ANd I am looking for the name of the bar
 
Why couldn't you give something easy like a METAR report. :p
 
Not to Jack your thread but, I just don't understand how one would not pay after receiving cigars. I mean, if someone is trustful enough to front anything. One should consider it an honor that he has been trusted. :blush:
 
Great contest! I remember the pics from the barbeque!

My favorite name brand drink? Mountain Dew
What type of motorcycle do I have? Harley Davidson
What type of plane do I fly? 747
From your quote: You should seen me on my checkride today, in the sim, Wasn't pretty single engine on fire, then the sim decided to crap out and go into manual revision mode. Basically no power steering, it was my right leg against 41,000 lbs of burning aircraft, it got hairy for a few, but hey we walked away. It wasn't my fault and would probably never happen that way in real life due to all the back up systems that are in place. But I keep my job for another six months.

What establishment does my wife manage? Jiffy Lube
What is the one liner I am famous at CP for? Are you F------ kidding me!
How many dogs do I have? 3
Who did I go to the BBQ herf with? ddepaola
What slack ass never paid me for cigars? DemonR6
What is my porn name? Big Shooter
What temperature does ethanol boil at in Celsius? 78.3C


Good luck every one! :thumbs:
 
edit for the whiskey infused 4 paragraph rant about R6. It was funny but uncalled for
 
insight said:
Shooter said:
edit for the whiskey infused 4 paragraph rant about R6. It was funny but uncalled for
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ROFL lost to the ages
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It sounded like chevy chase chase going off on his boss in Christmas vacation for sending him jam for a present. I re read it and laughed my ass off. It woulds have singed your retinas to read it....


By the way vector has won the prize for being the most creative. Don't get a big head, it's like getting "The most improved award"
 
Yea..... didn't want to get banned.


But anyway. 3 contestants..... I guess I am going to have to keep the desktop humi I was gonna give away. Cause these guys don't need it.
 
Shooter said:
Yea..... didn't want to get banned.


But anyway. 3 contestants..... I guess I am going to have to keep the desktop humi I was gonna give away. Cause these guys don't need it.
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Damn...don't I at least get points for trying to be a smart ass? Congrats on the 2k, btw. Post Whore!
 
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