Rules In Life

[Pugman1943]

THE FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ass-hole's name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

 

[Gern Blansten]

6.  Never take a crap on an airplane.
 
7.  Avoid prison at all costs.
 
8.  NEVER take a crap at First Avenue (a music venue in Minneapolis).

 

[kann]

Crap on an airplane all you want.  Just don't be the one that has to sit next to the door on a long-haul flight!

 

[broblues]

Never make the same mistake once.

 

[vortex]

If at first you don’t succeed, try try again.
 
Then quit. No sense being a damn fool about it.

 

[kann]

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving probably wasn't for you, anyway...

 

[Undegreed]

Experience is that thing you get one nano-second after you needed it.

 

[ironpeddler]

Never join a Pass sponsored by CJ.
 
 
 
 
:laugh:

 

[Devil Doc]

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving probably wasn't for you, anyway...

 
Jumping out of perfectly good aircraft is not prudent.
 
Doc

 

[Tall Paul]

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving probably wasn't for you, anyway...

 
Jumping out of perfectly good aircraft is not prudent.
 
Doc

 
Kann my brother in-law said the same thing when were getting in the plane...LOL
 
Doc my father in-law said the same thing to us as we arrived home! 

 

[Gern Blansten]

If at first you dont succeed, try try again.
 
Then quit. No sense being a damn fool about it.

 
 
This reminded me of one of my favorite funny quotes:
 
"You tried your best and failed miserably.  Whats the lesson kids?  Never try....."


*edit: spelling

 

[4cbln3]

"Fall in love as many times as you can, but marry only once."
 
If I didn't follow that last part, I'd be married 8-9 times already and poor as hell. 

 

[Devil Doc]

Never get into a gun fight with anything that doesn't say .45

Anyone can f*#k woman, but you can't well f*#k a ship off a lee shore.

Doc