Baby boys, diapers, and pee in the face or pee on your white shirt; that's the funny ha ha stuff. It's when you start potty training, that's when the BIG difference between boys and girls kicks in. I spend a solid couple of hours a week wiping pee off of every bathroom surface you can think of. Not so funny ha ha.
But I also taught my 3 year old to say, "Let's hit and quit. Let's hit and quit." I don't think the girls can pull off James Brown like the boys can.
Get ready for a lot of fun Rob. F'n rollercoaster.
P.S. I got kicked off of college radio for playing Ice Cube. I can't believe that bastid didn't vote for me.