Official Civil Servant Santa business for Nate1977

[Secret Santa]

@Nate1977 ,

This is Santa, and I have been hired by the U.S. Government to do a survey. You have been one of the lucky few to be selected to take this survey. Please give as much detailed information as possible. We don't want to elves to have to come down and audit the situation.
Questions:
1. What type of cigars are you into?
2. How many humans reside in your home, and what are their ages/interests?
3. Are there any furry or scaley residents in your home?
4. Do you have any hobbies other smoking delectable cigars?
5. What is your preferred choice of inebriants?

Please fill this out as soon as possible. If this is not done in a timely manor then Krampus will be taking over, and there is nothing more I can do to help.

Sincerely,


Civil Servant Santa

 

[CBoukal]

Take care of Nate Santa. He’s a great guy, who’s had a tough year

 

[Nate1977]

@Nate1977 ,

This is Santa, and I have been hired by the U.S. Government to do a survey. You have been one of the lucky few to be selected to take this survey. Please give as much detailed information as possible. We don't want to elves to have to come down and audit the situation.
Questions:
1. What type of cigars are you into?
I tend to lean towards fuller cigars

2. How many humans reside in your home, and what are their ages/interests?
Just myself for now , but there is a lady in my life that is here frequently

3. Are there any furry or scaley residents in your home?
Non currently, but my girls doggo visits frequently

4. Do you have any hobbies other smoking delectable cigars?
Pipes , cranking up the recteq when it is more then myself

5. What is your preferred choice of inebriants?
I have way to much of those

Please fill this out as soon as possible. If this is not done in a timely manor then Krampus will be taking over, and there is nothing more I can do to help.

Sincerely,
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Civil Servant Santa

 

[Secret Santa]

Your survey has been reviewed and approved. Apparently you are now entitled to a prize, even the government hands out participation awards these days.

Merry Christmas to you and your family!

Tracking number 9534613459294351428487

 

[Nate1977]

Thank you Santa, I'll keep my eyes peeled

 

[Nate1977]

Santa, the package has landed thank you!!!! Blew it out of the park!!!