Jeff LaPorte is an idiot...

[Matt R]

OK, I do a favor for the guy and what does he do in return? He sends me a box that almost makes me have to go to the emergency room for a hernia! :thumbs: Bro, you are much more than kind and this WILL NOT be forgotten. I'm not even gonna say what you sent as it would take up too much bandwidth on this message board! Suffice it to say I will enojy each and everyone. I will mention that the Valdes Salomones will be burnt this weekend, that is if I can find a couple of hours to enjoy it! LMAO Thanks again bro!

 

[Big Worm]

Here! Here! I second the motion, Matt!!! Jeff is definitely a first class guy and one that I would not hesitate to trade/buy with any day of the week! But.....Jeff, maybe you should watch yer @ss and get Sam's indestructable mailbox plans as I'm quite sure Matt will not let this one just "go over" without some retaliation!!!

Ryan and --->:sign:

 

[Rod]

I 3rd the motion! Jeff is one heck of a guy.

Thanks Jeff! :thumbs:

 

[Jeff]

:thumbs: :thumbs:

OK you got me bro!! I just checked in and saw that title and said"what the hell did I do!!!" LMAO!!!! Have a great time this weekend Matt!!!.. Oh and speaking of Idiots!!! I believe I sent you this one stick a while back.....I belive you repaid me with about 7 or 8 so thats like 8-1.. Now if I repay you with 8-1 that works out to about 64 sticks!! Oh **** I still owe you!!!! LMAO!!! Did you like the Coffee??


Ryan I already took care of Sammys mailbox!!! I think he decided to to just put a roof over the hole he had left in the ground from the bomb he recieved!! I keep sending him little strikes to just so he cant rebuild above ground!!! LMAO!!!

Ryan, now you go and out of nowhere just dump this package on my doorstep!!!! MAN OH MAN!! Apparently another lesson must be taught!!! LMAO!!!
I did write to you the other day but it came back!!! Please send me your new email!!!

Rod I cant thank you enough for host the hands across america pass!!! Enjoy the smokes and I can assure you more will come!!!

Hope you all have a great weekend!!

Jeff

 

[Matt R]

ROTFLMAO so hard I can't breath, dude!

 

[Rod]

LOL

Gotta love those "Sam The Man" stories.

Sam, by any chance, would you happen to be a writer?

 

[mdman]

Damb Sam!  what a book there!  

 

[Jeff]

Whats that Sam? You saying you need another package?? Thats one hell of a mooch attempt!! Try and make me feel bad. ok, ok.. Im sorry.. Ill get a package out to you on monday!!!..

Sheesh Im down to 80 boxes!!

 

[Allofus123]

I just spit my coffee all over the monitor.........:0 :0

Too funny......

 

[Jeff]

Kenny, is your coffee is that bad ? :sign:

 

[Jeff]

I know I was just kidding brother!!!
Well, 5 more boxes on order!! The humi is starting to fill up!! Another 250 boxes or so and there will be no more room!!!

Sam you are an awesome writer!! Its always a pleasure reading your posts and emails!!

 

[SKYDIVNEKD]

Sam The Man...You are welcome! Thanks Jeff also. He has assisted me with guidance on whom to purchase from. And what a company it is! :sign: I love the guy!! I'm glad you enjoyed the stick. After your e-mail, I may have to let them sit for a bit and build up my taste buds. I am just a beginner, ya know!? LMAO!

Jeff....I want to thank you publicly for all of your assistance and time. You have helped me tremendously. I look forward to being around for a while and BOMBING a few of y'all.

See ya.....

SKYDIVNEKD :sign:

 

[Big Worm]

An hour later, after reading Sam's newest entry into  "The Cigar Diaries", I am barely able to breathe and my stomach hurts so bad it hurts to laugh anymore!!!  

Sam...this is fair notice of some more bills you'll be receiving from my doctors visits for the severe "laughing hernias" that I have contracted from reading your posts!   My lawyer/wife will be in touch.... :sign: :sign: :sign: :sign:

Literally ROTFLMFAO!!!!!

Ryan:sign: