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I hadda fall for a comedienne...

tigger

gutter-grade asstrash
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Jul 21, 2006
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This may belong in the Lobby, but it's a review of sorts, so I'm putting it here.

My gal isn't a fan of tobacco. She tolerates my couple/few cigars per week...I usually get away with just being told (in a warm, fond way, of course) that I stink after I have one.

I took some notes on one of the Torpedos Wilkey sent my recently. Last night I found an additional page on my night stand accompanying those notes, along with a hand-rendered drawing of the graphic you'll see below. It read:

Torp 1 (this assessment may be used for all cigars)

Slightly scabby wrapper, large ammt of tooth decay

Scent: wrapper: pond scum
foot: old socks

prelight draw - sea weed

initial draw - sh*t

1st " - Flaky fish heads

2nd " - dirty garbage can

3rd " - tangy sewage plant

4th " - flatulence

9:20 Flushed down toilet where they all belong

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I love her.
 
LMAO! :laugh:

Have her submit her resume to Cigar Aficionado if they're ever interested in someone who can do a REAL review. :thumbs:
 
Refreshing to read a review that doesn't have references to hints of leather and raspberries.

Great review, and as has been said, she's a keeper!!
 
....priceless. Read it to my wife and we both had a good laugh.

Cheers - B.B.S.
 
Now that is a WINNER! I could have used that for my Astral review :p
 
As much as I dig the Firefly reference, I think you've just found your new Avatar!
 
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