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I got me a stalker!

moki

el Presidente
Joined
Dec 16, 2003
Messages
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Looks like I've picked up a stalker from CF. Unfortunately, it is not a hot chick who wants to throw her bra at me, but rather a guy who hates me. Oh well, can't win 'em all. :D

20:38:09 [moki] it's the mysterious spy, our friend .
20:39:23 [.] Moki, why are trying to come off like you have a great amount of experience with cigars on cf?
20:39:49 [Triple_D] oh ****
20:40:02 [moki] wow, the . speaks
20:40:29 [.] answer the question
20:40:43 [moki] . -- I am not trying to do that, I'm merely standing up for myself
20:42:04 [scott1966] .> its alive!!
20:42:53 [.] "new here does not mean inexpererience in any regard"
20:43:18 [moki] yes, and I think that's quite accurate, don't you?
20:44:22 [.] no, you are inexperienced
20:44:30 [scott1966] maybe the . is mneadle?
20:44:53 [moki] no, he apologized to me
20:45:03 [moki]
20:45:08 [scott1966] atrich??
20:45:29 [.] i have read your posts on cp and it shows
20:45:32 [moki] it really doesn't matter
20:46:02 [scott1966] are you a . on CF?
20:46:11 [.] so stop coming off like you really know cigars
20:46:11 [moki] . you're welcome to any opinion you'd like to form
20:46:41 [moki] . stop coming off like you really know me, how's that?
20:46:49 [moki] fair is fair, I'd say
20:47:12 [Phil] who is .?
20:47:19 [.] i have read your lists of cigars in this chat room
20:47:30 [moki] phil: ::shrug:: dunno
20:47:39 [.] you are new, very new
20:48:04 [moki] . -- so what? You have your opinion, that's fine -- I don't care. There are plenty of more interesting things to talk about
20:48:40 [Lumberg] LMAO at you guys and [.] to quote Allofus123, "That, my friends, is a troll."
20:48:40 [moki] if you came here just to lurk and do "research" on me, that's... well... sad.
20:48:49 [Phil] What is the problem?
20:49:03 [Lumberg] It's probably one of your buddies moki just here to fV<k with you
20:49:27 [.] he looks like an ass and that is not good for cp
20:49:46 [moki] Phil: his problem appears to be that he seems to think I tout myself as being all-knowing about cigars (which I don't, and I'm not), and feels it is important to share with me that I'm not
20:50:13 [Lumberg] DON'T FEED THE TROLL!
20:50:17 [scott1966] period.....I mean "."
20:50:17 [.] as long as you know that, it's a start
20:50:27 [moki] . -- are you going to say who you are, or just be cowardly and anonymous?
20:50:31 [TheBeast] who did research on yu moki?
20:50:45 [scott1966] the "." did
20:51:13 [geldor1] moki's got a stalker, ain't that special...
20:51:14 [moki] Beast: dunno, just guessing -- check the log here
20:51:25 [.] beast, are you going to tell me he knows cigars?
20:51:30 [moki] . seems to me be making a research project out of me... I'm flattered, really
20:51:37 [scott1966] moki> maybe the "." is a hot woman??
20:52:01 [moki] ooooh, that'd be nice...
20:52:04 [TheBeast] the dot guy..does ask some valid questions.LMAO
20:52:05 CaptainB enters this room
20:52:21 [scott1966] Capt.!!!!
20:52:38 [Phil] Moki are you acting like you know a lot about cigars?
20:52:39 [CaptainB] hey everyone, good evening
20:52:59 [Phil] Hey cap'n
20:53:02 [scott1966] how's it going Capt.?
20:53:20 [geldor1] hey Capn'
20:53:23 [moki] Phil: I don't think so -- all I have ever said is my opinon on things, and that I wasn't inexperienced -- which is true. That's a far cry by saying I'm the ****
20:53:37 [CaptainB] slow and cold
20:53:39 [moki] I've never said that, nor would I ever. I spend every day of my life learning.
20:54:15 [.] but you are inexperienced
20:54:17 [TheBeast] My guess is if moki knew that "flacid penis" was going to cause this much trouble...he probably would have used something less descriptive.LMAO
20:54:30 [moki] that . decided to lurk here anonymously and investigate me is... weird. heh
20:54:45 [moki] Beast: unlikely
20:54:49 [scott1966] . who cares, i mean in the grand scheme of things does it matter?
20:55:14 [TheBeast] then you make your bed.LOL
20:55:22 [TheBeast] hilarious
20:55:32 [.] it matters because he is full of it
20:55:39 [moki] . I will say this -- your are by far a more experienced stalker than I am cigar smoker
20:56:11 [moki] . -- at least I'm not idling in Internet chat rooms trying to anonymously gather information on someone I never met!
20:56:19 [moki] I mean seriously, give me a break
20:56:48 [scott1966] . do you mean full of it like he never smoked the cigars he is commenting on?
20:56:53 [Triple_D] wow this is the most action we have had all day
20:56:56 [.] just was reading the chat room to see who knew what they were talking about
20:57:04 [moki] . -- how am I "full of it"? What statements have I made that are untrue?
20:57:27 [moki] . I don't think so -- clearly I was the target -- and why are you anonymous, hrm?
20:57:46 [scott1966] DDD - I tell you, Moki brings the entertainment to us...lol
20:57:47 [.] that you are an experienced cigar smoker
20:58:10 [moki] if I ever want advice on being creepy and obsessed, I'll definitely tap you on the shoulder, . heh
20:58:22 [moki] . what part of "non inexperienced" do you fail to understand?
20:58:37 [moki] here, I will get the dictionary for you
20:59:11 [moki] Inexperienced: lacking basic knowledge
20:59:23 [moki] yes, I think I would say I am not inexperienced
20:59:35 waliguy enters this room
20:59:40 [moki] that is not me claiming to be a know-it-all, or anything even close
20:59:56 [.] moki. you are a POS
21:00:16 [geldor1] point of sale???
21:00:25 [scott1966] ooofaaaa
21:00:38 [.] lets here more about the PMM
21:00:38 [moki] I always wanted to be sold
21:00:47 [waliguy] hey all
21:00:59 [.] could you write anymore on them?
21:01:08 [geldor1] hey wali
21:01:14 [moki] did I fetch a good price, or am I a bargain basement discount?
21:01:24 [CaptainB] hey wali
21:01:50 [geldor1]
21:02:02 [.] no, you are someone that acts like you know cigars, but you know very little about most of them
21:02:04 [moki] . really, I am honored to be the subject of your obsessive vendetta, really I am. But I should point out that there are more useful things you can do with your life. Really.
21:02:06 [waliguy] geldor1> wave
21:02:11 [waliguy] CaptainB> wave
21:03:05 [melly] i guess i just want someone who is gonna bash someone to use their real nick/name
21:03:09 [scott1966] . do you live in NY?
21:03:22 [melly] i mean come on...if you are gonna be big enough to dog someone, be big enough to show em who you are
21:03:40 [moki] Let's take a step back, shall we? You come to a chat room and idle for days on end, waiting to see what I will say, and to whom. Then you read all of my posts on CP, and now you're obsessively pursuing some odd vendetta against me.
21:03:41 [.] why does it matter where i live?
21:03:55 [moki] Like I said, I'm honored, but seriously dude. Get a life.
21:04:01 [scott1966] just curious
21:04:09 [.] i didn't come to the chat to read about you
21:04:33 [geldor1] (.) period - now I get it, that time of the month
21:04:56 [.] you should get a life, as you are always in here
21:04:59 [moki] . then why have you picked an anonymous name, and why have you not said a single *word* since you got here, until now, attacking me?
21:05:11 [moki] and why did you mention that you were in here logging what I said?
21:05:44 [scott1966] so . what smokes do you like?
21:05:49 [scott1966] lets get back to cigars
21:05:53 [moki] okay, anyway, you're not here to read about me. Cool. What next? Are you done stalking me, or are there more things you'd care to say?
21:06:09 [moki] More pegs I need to be taken down before you feel happy?
21:06:25 [.] just think about what you write
21:06:25 [waliguy] let's ignore . and talk cigars
21:06:34 [moki] scott: agreed! Cigars are much more interesting than I am
21:06:38 [waliguy] anyone smoking?
21:06:50 [.] i will agree with that
21:07:00 [scott1966] well I'm trying to engage . about what cigars he/she likes
21:07:01 [CaptainB] Savinelli Nic -
21:07:05 [moki] . -- so why are you still being anonymous, hrm?
21:07:25 [.] i don't have a log on name
21:07:27 [scott1966] CaptainB> haven't tried that one cap.
21:07:31 [moki] no one else here seems to have a problem being identified, why do you?
21:07:58 [CaptainB] I love 'em, just pick'd up a few over the weekend
21:07:58 [moki] . -- you don't have a name on CF? I find that hard to believe!
21:08:07 [.] too lazy to log in
21:08:19 [scott1966] they got a good write-up
21:08:34 [CaptainB] OK all you PAM lovers - check this out http://www.cigarbid.com/auction/lot.cfm?lotID=162916
21:08:55 [moki] and apparently too cowardly to say what you had to say unless it was anonymously. Sigh. Whatever, you're a better man than I, clearly. ::rolls eyes::
21:08:56 [CaptainB] I now want to get a box -- need a few more bucks
21:09:22 [moki] Captain: those look like PANs, no?
21:09:49 [moki] weird, the picture is of naturals, and the listing is for maduros
21:09:52 [Phil] I got a box of those for $205 I think, fast hooked me up with the place
21:10:00 [CaptainB] no - says "maduro"
21:10:02 [Phil] Those are PAM's
21:10:06 [melly] ok i am off to a friends house
21:10:08 [.] but you know I am right
21:10:19 [CaptainB] buy melly
21:10:21 [moki] Phil: for which size?
21:10:40 [Phil] pricipe
21:10:46 [Phil] *principe
21:10:51 [moki] . -- all I know about you currently is that you're a coward, and that you're obsessing over me. Neither are redeeming qualities
21:10:59 User . has successfully been kicked away.
21:11:11 [moki] Phil, damn, that's one hell of a price
21:11:30 [moki] doh -- what happened to . ?
21:11:31 [Phil] Fast got it for me
21:11:32 [scott1966] kicked away
 
No offense Moki, but after being a member of CF for a year and a half, you probably went against the grain over there just a bit. It's dealt with much differently there than here, as I'm sure you know by now.

It's all in the presentation........ ;)
 
Leebo8-9-8 said:
No offense Moki, but after being a member of CF for a year and a half, you probably went against the grain over there just a bit. It's dealt with much differently there than here, as I'm sure you know by now.
Yep, I wouldn't disagree with you. But still, my little stalker is entertaining, no? heh
 
I can't see anything about IP's in there....
 
MilesMingusMonk said:
"The Stalking Period"  :0

Too weird Moki.
::shrug:: apparently because I posted my opinion on some cigars, he feels I'm stating I'm a know-it-all about cigars. Nothing could be further from the truth. In my opinion, it's just like wine: what tastes good to you is what is good. There's nothing more to it than that, and any review is just one person's opinion, not a proclamation of the One Truth.

I write reviews for two reasons. First, I find that if I intend to review a cigar, I pay more attention to it, taking notes, trying to think of how it tastes, anything I liked/didn't like, etc. So I become more aware of what I'm smoking. This also lets me go back and check it out later to remind me of what cigars I enjoyed as well, and why.

Secondly, I *love* reading reviews -- as anyone who I have sent cigars to will attest, I pester them to write reviews on it. I think it's great to read other people's takes on various cigars, far more interesting than slamming each other for one reason or another. This is also why I started taking pictures of each cigar I smoked: when I read other people's reviews, I wished I could see a picture of the cigar, so I could identify it when I was looking in a store or online.

Finally (did I say two reasons?), I just plain like writing, taking pictures, and sharing experiences. Must be why I majored in Photojournalism. None of it is meant to say I know everything about any subject (I am grateful to always be learning), or anything of the kind. This . guy took it all exactly the wrong way; and if he did, some others might as well.

It's like the quote in Allofus123's .sig: "I am not young enough to know everything." -- and I hope it stays that way.
 
Hey Brother Moki. I enjoy your posts and reviews. No need to explain yourself. I think you are among friends here. :)
 
moki said:
It's like AVB's quote: "I'm not young enough to think I know it all" .......
Wrong credit......... "I am not young enough to know everything." is an Oscar Wilde quote! ;)
 
Moki that guy is sick. I enjoy reading your reviews Hell there alot better then
the ones in cigar aficionado.
 
Allofus123 said:
moki said:
It's like AVB's quote: "I'm not young enough to think I know it all" .......
Wrong credit......... "I am not young enough to know everything." is an Oscar Wilde quote! ;)
Told ya I didn't know it all :p

(I knew it was an OW quote actually, just couldn't remember who had it in their .sig -- thanks mon)
 
cigarsarge said:
Hey Brother Moki. I enjoy your posts and reviews. No need to explain yourself. I think you are among friends here. :)
that's what I told him
 
Let me see if I understand what happened: Moki criticized a cigar that "." liked, so now "." is trying to discredit Moki. :lookup:

I've never gone over to CF for a look, but I hope that "." is not representative of the people over there. :(
 
Man, that guys an ahole! A stalking period...you know your screwed when you are stalked by punctuation!

Anyway if he was really pissed don't you think he would have used an "!" instead?

Maybe he really is a woman in a man's body...searching for what he can never have...a period! :p
 
BACCHUS said:
Let me see if I understand what happened: Moki criticized a cigar that "." liked, so now "." is trying to discredit Moki. :lookup:

I've never gone over to CF for a look, but I hope that "." is not representative of the people over there. :(
I think that's part of it, but I also think that because I posted some reviews on CF (trying to contribute, as per some advice I received re: CF), he thinks I think I'm some hotshot or something. That seemed to be the general theme...

Anyway, unfortunately, he's not alone. However, there are some great folks over at CF. Just more of a mixed bag than it is here, IMHO.
 
I think he picked the '.', because he knows how that strikes fear in the hearts of many men. :sign:
 
Moki, I read that whole thread about you over at CF. Some people there have a serious "know it all" attitude and are way to territorial. Not much of a "family" if you ask me.
 
Jeez, mis-quoted and edited before I even knew it. :) I quess my saying should be (Mike Myers voice on) If it's not Scotch........................it's Crrrrrrrrrrraaaaap!
 
reynafan said:
Moki, I read that whole thread about you over at CF. Some people there have a serious "know it all" attitude and are way to territorial. Not much of a "family" if you ask me.
Or perhaps a family n the tradition of the Godfather. ;) hey, you know me Rick -- I'm not going to take crap for no reason.

It isn't my intention to slam CF. Like any place, there are good and bad people. But it definitely has a reputation, and I found out first hand why.

Whatever, it doesn't matter -- there are far more people posting positive things in the reviews I wrote there than negative. Which considering the climate there is rather remarkable, and I received numerous private messages expressing support, etc.

The point of posting this wasn't to get into the details of my conflict there; I just thought the chat transcript was rather amusing. :)
 
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