I claim Acclaym!

[Secret Santa]

You are an old-timer, but still a young whippersnapper... Come let Santa sit on your lap, and whisper in your ear what I want... oh, wait... I think it might be the other way around... Well anyway, what are your secret desires, wants, needs, gotahaves? Give Santa a few ideas, or Santa will come up with his own (@Thoughts has given me a few ideas )

Hohohohohahaha!!!

Merry Christmas!!

 

[CigSid]

Santa, treat Nathan right, hes a great guy (and he just lost to a great team in Fantasy Football) I hear he likes Acids, Grape White Owls, and Gurkhas, as well as Milwaukee’s Best, and Boones Farm... He’s definitely a classy dude...

 

[Acclaym]

Fuck you, Bill!

 

[CigSid]

Fuck you, Bill!

Maybe after a few 99s

 

[Secret Santa]

Fuck you, Bill!

Yes, that Cig guy is a real dick hahahahohohooo
But that still doesn't tell me what you are wanting, needing.. just a little hint will do Santa some good.

 

[Acclaym]

Well.... I'd be very thankful for anything at all! Any local food/drink, small gadgets, Xbox/Oculus accessories, snacks for Mack/Colt, tool-related items, or booze/cigars related stuff would be welcome. Thanks in advance, Fatty!

 

[modo22]

Santa, Nathan went from winning our FFL last year to being dead last this year!! So if you have any of those Winning Fantasy Football magazines from August 2016, that should help him repeat next year!!

 

[Acclaym]

Fuck you too, Ben! ☝

 

[Secret Santa]

Well.... I'd be very thankful for anything at all! Any local food/drink, small gadgets, Xbox/Oculus accessories, snacks for Mack/Colt, tool-related items, or booze/cigars related stuff would be welcome. Thanks in advance, Fatty!

Fatty, huh... well, a big bag of reindeer shite might be in order And, some lessons on how to create a decent fantasy football team. Got it!

 

[ironpeddler]

Tough thread Santa. Nathan is a good dude and a great family man....a little cocky, but he's a great CP member.

Treat him nice...but don't go overboard. He ain't that good.

 

[Acclaym]

Tough thread Santa. Nathan is a good dude and a great family man....a little cocky, but he's a great CP member.

Treat him nice...but don't go overboard. He ain't that good.

Classic case of a man who is a product of his environment!

 

[Secret Santa]

So, young fella, your package is on the way!! If it smells like a barnyard, well you know why

Santa hopes you enjoy his package as much as Mrs Claus does hahahahohohoho!

Oh, and this number might help: 9405503699300179078137

 

[Secret Santa]

HOHOHOLY SHIT! USPS messed up your last label, so here is another one 9405503699300187913826

Lets hope this one works a little better

 

[Secret Santa]

Nathan, it looks like your package will land on Friday

 

[PaulTra]

I hope you really gave it good to this goon, Santa!!

 

[CigSid]

I hope you really gave it good to this goon, Santa!!

I agree Santa!! And lots of soap to wash that potty mouth out with

 

[Secret Santa]

I agree Santa!! And lots of soap to wash that potty mouth out with

If you’re talking about me... believe me, that’s not fish on my breath, if you know what I mean

And for you my child @Acclaym, the reindeer just texted me with this message:

 

[CigSid]

If you’re talking about me... believe me, that’s not fish on my breath, if you know what I mean

Santa... that’s disgusting

 

[Acclaym]

I'm still looking out, Santa. Don't worry, I will post here when it is recieved.

 

[Secret Santa]

I'm still looking out, Santa. Don't worry, I will post here when it is recieved.

Hopefully tomorrow!!