Secret Santa
CEO, North Pole Inc.
- Joined
- Nov 25, 2002
- Messages
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Ho ho ho and Merry Christmas, Wyatt! @Brickhouse
So, have you been a good little member this year, or have you been sneaking in a few naughty puffs when Santa isn’t looking? I think I already know the answer, but I’ll let you spill the beans... or should I say spill the ash?
I see you've been puffing away at CigarPass for 18 YEARS now – that’s practically vintage status in cigar years! Santa’s impressed, but also a little suspicious... I mean, what’s your secret? I assume you’ve been on the up and up, keeping your ash clean and your humidor stocked... or are you just bribing the elves with a few good cigars? What would Todd say? Don’t worry, your secret’s safe with me... for now!
Speaking of your cigar collection, it sounds like you’ve got quite the range – and I like to think of myself as a man of discriminating taste (and I’m not just talking about my beard). So, what have you been lighting up lately? Any cigars so good that they might just replace the cookies and milk under the tree?
Now, as much as I love a good cigar, Santa knows that there’s more to life than just smoke and ash. So tell me – do you have any little helpers around the house? Kids, pets, that one family member who always "borrows" your best cigars without asking? Maybe something for them is on your wish list, too? If you're planning to share the holiday cheer (and not just the ash), I could probably throw in a little surprise for your family or fur babies.
Can’t wait to hear your response! Remember, no need to leave me hanging like a half-burnt stogie – the pressure’s on!
So, have you been a good little member this year, or have you been sneaking in a few naughty puffs when Santa isn’t looking? I think I already know the answer, but I’ll let you spill the beans... or should I say spill the ash?
I see you've been puffing away at CigarPass for 18 YEARS now – that’s practically vintage status in cigar years! Santa’s impressed, but also a little suspicious... I mean, what’s your secret? I assume you’ve been on the up and up, keeping your ash clean and your humidor stocked... or are you just bribing the elves with a few good cigars? What would Todd say? Don’t worry, your secret’s safe with me... for now!
Speaking of your cigar collection, it sounds like you’ve got quite the range – and I like to think of myself as a man of discriminating taste (and I’m not just talking about my beard). So, what have you been lighting up lately? Any cigars so good that they might just replace the cookies and milk under the tree?
Now, as much as I love a good cigar, Santa knows that there’s more to life than just smoke and ash. So tell me – do you have any little helpers around the house? Kids, pets, that one family member who always "borrows" your best cigars without asking? Maybe something for them is on your wish list, too? If you're planning to share the holiday cheer (and not just the ash), I could probably throw in a little surprise for your family or fur babies.
Can’t wait to hear your response! Remember, no need to leave me hanging like a half-burnt stogie – the pressure’s on!
