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Hazmat team called!

Succubus

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I came home from a nice day out and noticed a strange smell when I got out of my car. All the birds in the yard were knocked unconscious and the neighbors were shutting all their windows. What on earth was this foul smell?? It got stronger and stronger as I approached the house...I couldn't bare it any longer and knew it had to be toxic. I had no choice but to call a hazmat team to find and dispose of it. After diligently searching, they discovered it was coming from a mysterious package in the mailbox. They opened it up, and lo and behold, the stink was coming from some grape White Owls and Porta shots that Clint passed on to me. I recovered my olfactory abilities by smelling the wonderful hitchhikers that were inside as well. Thank you very much for the great laugh and thoughtfulness of the sticks that you sent me. Now...who will be the next victim???
 
Well done, Clint. I'm expecting Bri to do a video review. Not that I have a desire to see someone heave, but the mystery as to what they really taste like has to be solved!
 
If you pay me :D
I came home from a nice day out and noticed a strange smell when I got out of my car. All the birds in the yard were knocked unconscious and the neighbors were shutting all their windows. What on earth was this foul smell?? It got stronger and stronger as I approached the house...I couldn't bare it any longer and knew it had to be toxic. I had no choice but to call a hazmat team to find and dispose of it. After diligently searching, they discovered it was coming from a mysterious package in the mailbox. They opened it up, and lo and behold, the stink was coming from some grape White Owls and Porta shots that Clint passed on to me. I recovered my olfactory abilities by smelling the wonderful hitchhikers that were inside as well. Thank you very much for the great laugh and thoughtfulness of the sticks that you sent me. Now...who will be the next victim???
LOL...the gift that keeps on giving :D Enjoy the fine whiskey and cigars.
 
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