Secret Santa
CEO, North Pole Inc.
- Joined
- Nov 25, 2002
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I cannot for the life of me find the list with your name on it @wingman1974, but I do know the Misses gave me one freebie this year to move a name from the Naughty List to the Nice List, and I choose you!
Santa knows about your smoking activities, so no need to play coy. Do you need a refill on anything? Does Santa need to dig into his Humidor for anything special? Is there anything new you want to puff on? Or any accessories you have been checking out on the sly?
What about Ms. Wingman and the kiddos? Misses Clause is such a crafter. She chatters on and on all the time about little projects and ideas she has, it would be nice to give her something to do.
Write Santa a nice letter this year and tell him your hopes and dreams. Last year your handwriting was painful to read!
I like sugar cookies with little elves on top, for the record! Better clean out that chimney too, last year it stained my reds.
Santa knows about your smoking activities, so no need to play coy. Do you need a refill on anything? Does Santa need to dig into his Humidor for anything special? Is there anything new you want to puff on? Or any accessories you have been checking out on the sly?
What about Ms. Wingman and the kiddos? Misses Clause is such a crafter. She chatters on and on all the time about little projects and ideas she has, it would be nice to give her something to do.
Write Santa a nice letter this year and tell him your hopes and dreams. Last year your handwriting was painful to read!
I like sugar cookies with little elves on top, for the record! Better clean out that chimney too, last year it stained my reds.