#FREEGUMMYBEAR

[H. Vachon]

Floyd, you magnificent bastard! This was probably the hardest I’ve laughed in a long while. I have received many packages that have caught me off guard, but there was no preparing for this!!

I know Gummybear being locked up in a cold jail cell has been hard on the V herf family. This package reminds me of the good ol’ days when she used to sit on her stoop with a single slipper and yell at my dogs. I can’t thank you enough. The extra “packing peanuts” were awesome as well!!

The contents of this package will be obvious come Saturday night. And for those of you who are clueless about Gummybear, you’ll just have to join the V herf to find out!

Teaser:

 

[smellysell]

Poor gummy bear, hopefully the imaginary bugs aren't getting her too bad.

 

[SKYDIVNEKD]

Hayden, I’m glad ya like it. I love the fact she was a fixture in your community, if not just for entertainment reasons. Like I said earlier, Michelle was asking vid we were making another one. So, if your wife needs matching player gear, just say the word. I have enough fabric for another one. Thanks for sharing. Enjoy, my friend.

Floyd T

 

[SKYDIVNEKD]

Poor gummy bear, hopefully the imaginary bugs aren't getting her too bad.

Oh shit, she’s prolly got the meth “beauty marks” by now. Shocked they ain’t let her out yet. Fingers crossed!

Floyd T

 

[Thoughts]

This was awesome and hilarious to read. Well done Floyd

 

[modo22]

Can't wait to hear more!

 

[Nate1977]

This is awesome!!!!! Good job Floyd

 

[CBoukal]

Nice work Floyd. Very fun read, have you called in any favors to get her out?? Even if she can escape, he can live in Hayden's Ice shed in the back yard.

 

[SKYDIVNEKD]

I think a "Go Fund Me" page would be awesome. Hayden could get the neighbors on board and before y know it, Hayden has a new roommate! Do y'all know what her name is and what county in Michigan she is staying? I'd love to see if she has a mugshot up on the web.

Thanks for the compliments. Michelle and I both really enjoyed this project.

Floyd T

 

[CgarDan]

Great job was a hilarious read

 

[H. Vachon]

I think a "Go Fund Me" page would be awesome. Hayden could get the neighbors on board and before y know it, Hayden has a new roommate! Do y'all know what her name is and what county in Michigan she is staying? I'd love to see if she has a mugshot up on the web.

Thanks for the compliments. Michelle and I both really enjoyed this project.

Floyd T

Lemmie do some googling

 

[jfields]

This place never ceases to amaze and amuse me…..

 

[SKYDIVNEKD]

Lemmie do some googling

Googlize that shit! C'mon, we gotta find her.
Floyd T

 

[smellysell]

Googlize that shit! C'mon, we gotta find her.
Floyd T

He was bragging about his Google prowess Saturday. We shall see...

 

[CigSid]

Haha!! Love it!!!

 

[H. Vachon]

Googlize that shit! C'mon, we gotta find her.
Floyd T

Sorry friends. Apparently the Ottawa County Mugshots website wasn’t PC anymore? It no longer exists. Their Facebook is gone too. There is a different Facebook that used to have pictures but now it’s all text documents
Perhaps she’s out?

 

[CBoukal]

Sorry friends. Apparently the Ottawa County Mugshots website wasn’t PC anymore? It no longer exists. Their Facebook is gone too. There is a different Facebook that used to have pictures but now it’s all text documents
View attachment 45540Perhaps she’s out?

I think we'd all like to know she is ok. When you get off work tonight could you just perform a well check?

 

[H. Vachon]

I think we'd all like to know she is ok. When you get off work tonight could you just perform a well check?

No my city, not my problem. But I’ll take a peek from across the road

 

[SKYDIVNEKD]

Sorry friends. Apparently the Ottawa County Mugshots website wasn’t PC anymore? It no longer exists. Their Facebook is gone too. There is a different Facebook that used to have pictures but now it’s all text documents
View attachment 45540Perhaps she’s out?

Yea, I did a bit of googlizing last night and found the same thing. The FB page was bullchit and just kept repeating the same names/pics. How the hell is she supposed to get famous(outside of our Vherf circle) without being seen on the innerweb!? She may be deep undercover for "The Man" and they didn't want it known she was picked up. Damn it, man, we must find out!

Floyd T

 

[PaulTra]

Great work, Floyd!!!