ebay Humidor description

[Captain Leafheart]

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Any questions?

 

[indyrob]

You can find cheaper humidors than that, but it's nice. Try using this search.

 

[Captain Leafheart]

I was just killin' some time at work Rob, and the description cracked me up.
I'm not shopping yet.

 

[indyrob]

Ya know...I didn't really read it until now.

Lemme see here...(Actuall quotes here)
"the humidor is not made by chemical solvent"
"A GENUINE WOOD SURFACE IS VALUABLE"

All important needs covered.

 

[Wurm]

lol its a German seller, and it looks like he failed high school english.

 

[Guitar_Gatler]

I think a lot of the sellers on ebay that dont speak english run their product descriptions through an online translator. The result is the literal translation direct from the original version in their native language.

Online Translator

Small test:
Mahogany finished desktop humidor accommodates up to 40 cigars with divider. Includes humidifier and analog hygrometer.

When translated from english to german then back to english again comes out as:
Manufacturer desktop Mahagoniluftfeuchtigkeitsregler accommodates to 40 cigars with divisor. Humidifiers and similar hygrometer includes also.

Anyway, its still pretty dang funny to read. You could make a business out of translating product descriptions on ebay into proper english.