Dancing with the devil

[AngryFishH]

So I purchased a few Juicy Lucy's by Drew Estates. I was looking for a small traveling cigar and thought the size might be advantageous as I perused CBid. I got a few home and today I decided to give one a try. The brand is Natural by Drew Estates. I figured it would be, well you know, natural. As in no added flavors, colors or preservatives.

Words can not describe the horrible taste of the wrapper and the putrid smoke it makes. I have never thought of hurling while smoking anything before but I swore I was going to dry-heave. No water, coffee or juice could remove the flavor from my mouth. It was like drinking cheap perfume and then eating a giant marshmallow. The flavor feels like its stuck on your teeth. My wife thought it was hysterical as ran around the yard spitting. I couldn't stop spitting. What a disaster!

The worst part is I only had a few puffs and had to chuck it. I really tried to give it a fair shake but it's like having a bad smell in your mustache. You can try to ignore it and move on, but you know deep down inside that you just need to cut your losses and get that thing away from your nose.

Does anyone here like these things? If so I have a package for ya!

Fish

 

[davidr2340]

So I purchased a few Juicy Lucy's by Drew Estates. I was looking for a small traveling cigar and thought the size might be advantageous as I perused CBid. I got a few home and today I decided to give one a try. The brand is Natural by Drew Estates. I figured it would be, well you know, natural. As in no added flavors, colors or preservatives.

Words can not describe the horrible taste of the wrapper and the putrid smoke it makes. I have never thought of hurling while smoking anything before but I swore I was going to dry-heave. No water, coffee or juice could remove the flavor from my mouth. It was like drinking cheap perfume and then eating a giant marshmallow. The flavor feels like its stuck on your teeth. My wife thought it was hysterical as ran around the yard spitting. I couldn't stop spitting. What a disaster!

The worst part is I only had a few puffs and had to chuck it. I really tried to give it a fair shake but it's like having a bad smell in your mustache. You can try to ignore it and move on, but you know deep down inside that you just need to cut your losses and get that thing away from your nose.

Does anyone here like these things? If so I have a package for ya!

Fish

LOL! Nice review!!! :thumbs:

Oh yeah, xRanger loves them! Addy's in his profile! :thumbs:

 

[wanlail]

hahaha :laugh: Sweet review, i need a few. Also, to quote my grandmother 'Why does that cigarette smell so familiar?"

 

[BlindedByScience]

Early in my cigar history, I was gifted a "Krush Klassic". The maduro, I believe. Worst gawdauful smoke I've ever had. The thing tasted - I kid you not - like it had been soaked in "Old Spice" cologne. Just gross. My fingers and my ash tray reeked for days. I had to power hork a cheap ass bundle smoke to get the taste out of my mouth. Just putrid.

Never, never again.....B.B.S.

 

[moki]

Yeah I'd describe 'em as having the bouquet of perfumed sweat dripping down the ass crack of an old lady.

 

[Michal]

Yeah I'd describe 'em as having the bouquet of perfumed sweat dripping down the ass crack of an old lady.

Hell Yeah!
Fish! I want them!







I was just kidding ofcourse! :sign:

 

[Fatken]

Yeah I'd describe 'em as having the bouquet of perfumed sweat dripping down the ass crack of an old lady.

Now that is funny! :laugh:

Great review!

 

[AngryFishH]

Yeah I'd describe 'em as having the bouquet of perfumed sweat dripping down the ass crack of an old lady.

Hell Yeah!
Fish! I want them!







I was just kidding ofcourse! :sign:

Don't kid around like that... I'm the kind of guy that would send you a box of those. : )

 

[Shooter]

They smelled like the inside of a fake leg to me.

 

[tomthirtysix]

They smelled like the inside of a fake leg to me.

At first I laughed. Then I said, how does he know that?

So I thought, maybe he, or someone he knows has a fake leg. So I stopped laughing. Then I thought, even if that is the case, why is he smelling the inside of it?

So I started laughing again.

:sign:

 

[Michal]

They smelled like the inside of a fake leg to me.

Oh Man! I want them again! Hell Yeah!






ok... just kidding!
Fish... I'm really kidding ???


:sign:

They smelled like the inside of a fake leg to me.

At first I laughed. Then I said, how does he know that?

So I thought, maybe he, or someone he knows has a fake leg. So I stopped laughing. Then I thought, even if that is the case, why is he smelling the inside of it?

So I started laughing again.

:sign:

ROTFL

 

[Saxjazzman]

They smelled like the inside of a fake leg to me.

At first I laughed. Then I said, how does he know that?

So I thought, maybe he, or someone he knows has a fake leg. So I stopped laughing. Then I thought, even if that is the case, why is he smelling the inside of it?

So I started laughing again.

:sign:

ROTFLMAO!! :thumbs: Now I need a cigar drink to get that image out of my head!!

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