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CulturedHick you ruined my dry cleaning!

modo22

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So here I am, getting home late from work last night.  Grabbed my 2 weeks worth of dry cleaning and decided to check my mail as I headed up to my place.  It was a strange feeling as I got to the mail box, it had a slight ammonia and gas smell...but I decided to ignore it and open my mail box anyways! AND AS SOON as I opened it, I noticed I had two letters and a weird package, an envelope, but kind of like a small flat rate box shoved in an envelope.....weird looking and no defining info on the label except a SC fulfillment notice; I thought great, what did my mom send or what credit card crap are they sending me now?  Did I order checks of something?  Anyways once I got in my kitchen I opened said envelope and BAM!!  Alan packed so much strength in that small box that it absolutely destroyed my kitchen and ruined my dry cleaning!  That shit is expensive man, I will have to have them cleaned again and not to mention the pants I was wearing at the time!
 
Thank you so much for the unexpected and undeserved gifts Alan.  Really great selection and completely knocked out my wish list!  Thank you Thank you!  I can not wait to rip into the smokes after I clean my kitchen today!
 
So that will be my Sunday; cleaning my kitchen and making a new wishlist as I have been hit really hard this month!
 
jfields said:
 
After reading the title I wasn't sure how this thread was going to shake out.  Good play.
 
 
Same here! ..... http://youtu.be/4pXfHLUlZf4
 
As soon got to my kitchen I opened a drawer, all I found was a knife but I was looking for more, I cut opened that package from the mail box and I ......... :0 :0 ??? :blush:
 
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