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Criminal Masterminds of Alaska

Hmmmm.....What's Swissy's real name again? :sign: :sign: :

"Police located an intoxicated Peter Albert, 52, a few blocks away with a small pocketknife as well as a backpack containing a KFC bag and some sporks -- plastic spoon/fork hybrids, he said."

I like how the cop had to explain what a "spork" was.... :laugh:
 
Just to clarify, Peter Albert has nothing to do with Peters Creek...at least not this one. That is all.
 
souldog24ca said:
I like how the cop had to explain what a "spork" was....
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Well, in Paul's defense, he was talking to a reporter from the Anchorage Daily News. Gotta talk slowly for those guys.

My wife cuts Paul's hair, so that makes him one of the good guys. :laugh:
 
PetersCreek said:
souldog24ca said:
I like how the cop had to explain what a "spork" was....
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Well, in Paul's defense, he was talking to a reporter from the Anchorage Daily News. Gotta talk slowly for those guys.

My wife cuts Paul's hair, so that makes him one of the good guys. :laugh:
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Very nice, I HATE talking to reporters too...not a fun thing, they always make you feel like they're looking for you to screw it all up!
 
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I've been banned from talking to the press... :whistling: Seems telling them the "f*ck off" is a bad thing?
 
souldog24ca said:
Swissy said:
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I've been banned from talking to the press... :whistling: Seems telling them the "f*ck off" is a bad thing?
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HAHA what happened???
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Well, nothing to laugh at really (except typical fireman/cop/nurse sick sense of humor to relieve tension and stress...) just one of those calls I'll remember forever. Mobile home fire 13 years ago, people delayed calling 911 as they tried to get into the trailer because of the 2 kids inside, we got there too late, kids died, and I was pissed off that we could not get them out in time, that people delayed calling us and there were no working smoke detectors. I was taking my gear off afterwards and a f*cking cameraman came over and started taking pics in my face... I mean REALLY in my face. Then he started asking stupid questions like how did I feel that the kids died, how did I feel that we couldn't save them, yada yada yada. I just turned to him, grabbed my haligan bar (big steel tool for forcing open doors) and held it up a little and told him to... and I qoute... "F*UCK off you f*cking parasite"

Seems the chief got a call, which trickled down to my battalion chief, which tricked down to the captain I worked for, and they told me not to talk to the press any more.

Gee... what a shame. Stupid questions, horrible timing and he really did not seem to understand or get it... all he wanted was the picture and a reaction. Well... he got it. And ever since I have no love for the news.

But that was 13 years ago and I barely remember it anymore :whistling:
 
souldog24ca said:
Hmmmm.....What's Swissy's real name again? :sign: :sign: :

"Police located an intoxicated Peter Albert, 52, a few blocks away with a small pocketknife as well as a backpack containing a KFC bag and some sporks -- plastic spoon/fork hybrids, he said."

I like how the cop had to explain what a "spork" was.... :laugh:
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I'm not sure which makes this funnier the spork or the fact he didn't use the pocket knife! I doubt he did this on his way to dop off his final thesis to become Dr. Peter Albert :laugh:

Nick
 
Swissy said:
Seems the chief got a call, which trickled down to my battalion chief, which tricked down to the captain I worked for, and they told me not to talk to the press any more.

Gee... what a shame. Stupid questions, horrible timing and he really did not seem to understand or get it... all he wanted was the picture and a reaction. Well... he got it. And ever since I have no love for the news.

But that was 13 years ago and I barely remember it anymore :whistling:
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Damn, crazy call man, that stuff is really tough too. My first run-in was after one of ours was shot, I was involved, and just similar experiences. Poking their heads where it shouldn't be really....
 
Yeah, but you put that spork in the hands of Jack Bauer and he'd take out a small military installation.
 
Gonz said:
Yeah, but you put that spork in the hands of Jack Bauer and he'd take out a small military installation.
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

And so on:

The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.


There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. The first two are Jack Bauer, and the third one is heart attack from hearing Jack Bauer is coming for them.


Professor Charles Xavier from X-Men once tried to read Jack Bauer's mind. Now he's sitting in a wheel chair.


Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.


Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.


ROFL!!!
 
Gonz said:
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Seems the criminals must be going for some type of award lately.
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"They (the robbers) thought they had the upper advantage with their knives and their machetes," Jim Webb, night supervisor of the club, told CNN. "They didn't expect to run into a bunch of guys carrying chairs and tables."
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OMG! That's gotta be one of the best quotes of the year.
 
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