HAHA!!!
Actually...as much as it pained me not to respond to the last few posts he made, I sent him a very friendly PM explaining why multiple posts about the same issue is frowned upon/annoying. I also explained that it is better to search, and top an old subject with a related question to show that you did the leg work, but still have a question, etc., etc.
I was completely nice, civil, and even a bit friendly! :0
The ball is in his court now, so we'll see what he does with it..... ???