Matty_Vegas
Wayne Newton Mafia Boss
- Joined
- Mar 29, 2005
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It was Tuesday night, and I wanted a smoke. I stopped by a cigarette store around where I was that advertised they sold cigars. For a shop of this type, the selection was very nice. Lots of medium priced Fuente and RYJ smokes. My classic go-to, the Chateau Fuente sungrown was beckoning me, at 5.99 I snatched one up. It passed all my pre purchase tests, I was impressed on how well the cigar felt. Without a lighter and a cutter (I know..sin..) I asked the guy at ths hop if he had a cutter. I turned around to look at something and heard a snip. I turned around and noticed her had cut it for me RIGHT THROUGH THE MOTHER EFFING PLASTIC!!!! It was a nice day and I really wanted to smoke..so I smoked it anyway. (I know..I know). Not a torch to be found..I lit is with the cedar lining and puffed away.
It started to burn a little crooked on me, but that is expected when your flame is uncontrollable. And then that S.O.B. started to run like a crack addled toddler hopped up on Pop Rocks and Mountain dew. I was driving so there was not much I could do. After a few minutes, the inevitable happened, it blew up on me…. So now I had tobacco going everywhere. My futile attempts to correct the problem were weak at best..I finally got it under control (Have I mentioned I was driving the whole time ???). Then I noticed the coning that was going on too…the whole thing was just disasterous. So all you Noobs let this be a lesson to you all…Please do not read my reviews thinking you are gonna get a sound judgement by someone who has a clue of what he is doing.
It started to burn a little crooked on me, but that is expected when your flame is uncontrollable. And then that S.O.B. started to run like a crack addled toddler hopped up on Pop Rocks and Mountain dew. I was driving so there was not much I could do. After a few minutes, the inevitable happened, it blew up on me…. So now I had tobacco going everywhere. My futile attempts to correct the problem were weak at best..I finally got it under control (Have I mentioned I was driving the whole time ???). Then I noticed the coning that was going on too…the whole thing was just disasterous. So all you Noobs let this be a lesson to you all…Please do not read my reviews thinking you are gonna get a sound judgement by someone who has a clue of what he is doing.
