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Bill Clinton emailed me this morning

MrJerry

MrJerry

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Here's his email:

Hi there Jerry. I would like to buy some coffee beans from you. I don't know if you remember me, but I am the guy that used to be on the cigarpass forums. You know me. The Bill Clinton guy.
I heard a few people tell me that you don't want to sell me any coffee beans and that you are calling me an asshole in the cigarpass forums. Now that's not nice. I wouldn't call you any bad names or deny selling you coffee if I was in business for myself. So, I don't know why you are being such a prick. I did nothing wrong to you for you to call me an asshole in the cigarpass forums.
I just want you to know that I know what you said in the forums and that I have people watching you for me. I would be very careful what I say in the forums if I were you from now on. Watch out buddy. I'm not as stupid as you think I am. I don't like being called an asshole.
Now, can I still buy some coffee beans from you? Or are you going to discriminate against me because you think that I am still an asshole? I would really love to do business with you.

Best Regards,
Bill Clinton

GTGTCobra@aol.com


What do you guys suggest I do with this email!?!
 
WOW! That is just a bit scary. I will have to check but that may be a criminal offense. Something in the neighborhood of making terrorist threats or the like which is generally prosecuted by the authorities if they have proof. Check the local penal code in your state or his (since the threat was made in his and received in yours either may apply) and report to the proper authorities.

Just plain scary and definately way out of line.

Oh . . . and don't sell him the coffee, or if you do send the decaf!
 
I miss Bill Clinton. He was such an asshole and really stupid. Probably shouldn't sell him any coffee though. Being dumb at a higher rate of speed could be disasterous for him, like those rail funny cars that get out of shape in the stretch and start digesting themselves and by the time they skid to a halt there's nothing left but a roll cage with a helmeted guy waving at the crowd and saying, "I knew that."

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Well considering he wants to buy beans you must have his mailing address, so coupled with his email threat you could probably warn the authorties about him.


Fixed for spelling mistake.
 
you think it was an intentional F'up with the address? it wouldn't surprise me at this point. and i still think he is a tool.
 
proceed to the nearest and most appropriate authorities with all that in hand. I'm sure they'll put ol Bill on a watch list or at least give you the heads up as to how to proceed with caution. He could be a paper tiger but then again, who knows.

Be careful and most definitely do NOT sell him any coffee beans. No need to be interwoven in his web off odd behavior in any weight, shape or form!

Be careful,
Darren
 
SamClemmons said:
I miss Bill Clinton. He was such an asshole and really stupid. Probably shouldn't sell him any coffee though. Being dumb at a higher rate of speed could be disasterous for him, like those rail funny cars that get out of shape in the stretch and start digesting themselves and by the time they skid to a halt there's nothing left but a roll cage with a helmeted guy waving at the crowd and saying, "I knew that."

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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Yet more classic Neal, haven't laughed this hard in quite some time. Thanks!


So as not to threadjack... Don't sell him any coffee.



CYG
 
Now he's a candidate for the Scumbag list. I would call up AOL and your local authorities. That letter is a threat.
 
Jerry, you have every right to deny him a sale! Bill is out there and I wouldn't deal with him.


He entertained us for a while but we are better off without him.
 
This is detestable.

Report this to the authorities. Let the professionals deal with this nutjob.
 
Call him at 10:00 p.m. and wake him up everytime he orders coffee. :D
 
How cliché “I have people watching you” why not just bust out: *heaving breathing* “Jerry I am your Father it is true.” I mean come on, like its hard to brows the board anonymously. As for selling him coffee why now, charge em the going rate and get the money up first, cash is cash. Just try to be somewhat original for entertainment sakes Billy boy, ok little guy?

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Ok, this is my territory. I handle airheads like this pretty much daily. Here is my call: Bill Clinton is a teen - either literally, or his brain just hasn't caught up with his glands. I think he is harmless, a low IQ Walter Mitty.

He didn't QUITE cross the line.

I would be very careful what I say in the forums if I were you from now on. Watch out buddy. I'm not as stupid as you think I am. I don't like being called an asshole.
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Unfortunately, too vague to be called a threat. However, its enough to go to AOL for a violation of their accepatable use policy (AUP). You can take this to your local P.D. and file a harassment complaint, but I would guess it wouldn't go anywhere other than AOL's AUP address. PM me and I'll get you contact info for AOL.

He is an AOL user, which implies dialup. Rob, you can block his IP, or even a block of IPs. However, I can say with experience that he has about 8 million to chose from. He has no spies. Frankly, I doubt he has friends. He can read the forums with impunity.

Now, can I still buy some coffee beans from you? Or are you going to discriminate against me because you think that I am still an asshole? I would really love to do business with you.
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You gotta be kidding me Bill (Clinton)! :laugh: I nearly fell out of my chair when I read Styx's post: sell him decaf! Hilarious. I actually don't recommend you sell him Enron stock. Ignore him. Since I'm pretty sure he is able to read these, lets all take our best shot.

Hey, you dick with ears, come after me! The last few weeks have been a bit dull and I need the challenge.
 
This is really Bad Bull, and just a warning to all members new or old, GET YOUR ADDY OUT OF YOUR PROFILE.

I know we all love bombs, but with guys like this out there, we need to protect ourselves and our families.
 
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