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Awww Hells Bell’s, @cgardan’s on some list

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@CgarDan I can’t believe you made it on the list this year. It ain’t the good list, nor the bad list, but now that we are becoming more accepting I had to make a ‘fruity list’ and you aren’t on there once, but twice. Your name is also bolded and underlined for some odd reason. Some elf must have gotten butt hurt while putting you on the list, hopefully not literally. Anywho, aside from your typical viagra, looks like I’ll have to page @Thoughts for those butt plugs, and sweat from a thigh of a virgin (I’m looking at you Chester), what type of toys do you like?
 
Great brother here Santa. Not sure he needs more bourbon, but living in New York doesn't help to get certain things. Maybe he needs stuff only you can get him
 
Although I may not have 'exactly' what you're looking for (Chad has the male model already, sorry), I still have a few blowup options I am sending your way. Gonna be honest though, wasn't easy getting these things in a box. Let's just say be easy with opening or they are gonna pop right out. Like loading a pogo stick into a jack in the box. You won't have ping pong balls flying at you faster than this will, put an eye right out. Anyway, the elfs felt off about carrying something THIS sexual in my sack, so I am sending through the trusty USPS. And by trusty, I mean s%$##y, but, I mean, it's you, so who cares. Hope you enjoy it bud.

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Thank you Santa Depending on how good looking are the blow up versions they might not reach me There are the postal workers who might go postal from lack of you know what so if they get wind of what’s inside it will sure to make some funny noises in the postal depot. Of course there are workers in my warehouse who inspect all packages for valuables .... I meant bombs before they give them to me. But they all need some Holidays gifts as well as most are single and willing to mingle with god knows who/what.
But I am grateful for what ever actually gets to me at the end I will even try to post some pics of the beauties that will arrive. 😉
 
Thank you Santa

got my gift. Well everything except the blow up portion although my warehouse staff looked quite exhausted and happy at the same time. So I am sure that part was much appreciated.

really looking forward to slowly enjoying what was actually delivered to me personally.... Even the trip down the 99 downward spiral
 
CgarDan said:
Thank you Santa

got my gift. Well everything except the blow up portion although my warehouse staff looked quite exhausted and happy at the same time. So I am sure that part was much appreciated.

really looking forward to slowly enjoying what was actually delivered to me personally.... Even the trip down the 99 downward spiral
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99s go even better with virtual herf, just saying.
 
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