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Anyone ever ask to try your cigar?

ricmac25

Token Cuban Guy
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So Gator and I are at the shop today and we are smoking our cigars and talking to this 6' 2" woman. We've seen her in the shop before, reminds a little of Grace Jones from Conan the Barbarian (only bigger) but never really talked to her until today. So we're chit chatting and she asks me what I was smoking. I told her a Cuban Romeo y Julieta Exhibicion no.4. She says wow a Cuban. She proceeds to get up out of the leather chair, walk over to me with her hand extended and says, "do you mind if I try it?". Talk about deer caught in the headlights. I looked over at Scott as if to say "WTF did she just say?". Before I know it, she's taking a puff of my cigar.

I excused myself to go to Dunkin Donuts to buy a coffee and on my way cut off at least an inch off the cigar. I have no idea but I'm pretty scared as to what may have been in her mouth in the past.

The part that gets me is, I've enever had anyone just ask me to try my cigar. Scott's never even done that and we've been going to that shop for over a year. If I was smoking a rare ass never find it again cigar, I may share with someone I know and trust, but a random stranger? WTF!!!
 
Other than my g/f no one has ever asked nor would I offer, thats like someone picking up one of my harps and saying I just want to blow it once un uh no way!
Ya never know where a persons mouth has been let alone on what !
 
Dude, I'm so with you, except I would have tossed it all together instead of cutting the end off.
 
Takes some big gonads to do what she did.
You sure that big woman was a woman? :D

Bill
 
Somethings are just not to be shared. Putting someone elses drool in your mouth is not cool. :0
 
You should have told her your having another "outbreak"...
 
I applaud everyone's restrain in their comments about having a woman try sucking on your cigar. :p
 
You wusses. For the record: Grace Jones, if you are reading this, you can smoke my cigar ANY DAY. Just PM me, baby. I can be on a plane to ANYWHERE in less than 2 hours. :D :sign:

You guys amaze me. Are you not aware of the scientific law that the "grossness" of any act is inversely proportional to the beauty of the woman involved? Geez, I don't know why I bother? :p
 
BACCHUS said:
You wusses. For the record: Grace Jones, if you are reading this, you can smoke my cigar ANY DAY. Just PM me, baby. I can be on a plane to ANYWHERE in less than 2 hours. :D :sign:

You guys amaze me. Are you not aware of the scientific law that the "grossness" of any act is inversely proportional to the beauty of the woman involved? Geez, I don't know why I bother? :p
I second that, and wonder why the opportunity wasn't taken to try to get the young lady into the sack, or if you're married or whatever, get her for your buddy. Gross isn't a bottom line, a fine derriere is, especially on a woman of that stature. :D
 
I have been known to pass a cuban gar around to several women in a setting. This would be the 2 eye candy sisters who own Bon Ton Roulet Cigar Shop at Ridgmar Mall in Ft Worth Texas and an equally if not more lucious doll who happened to be there at the time.

When it came back to me, it was like I was kissing all 3 at once. I loved that thought ;)

The two who own the shop...they deep enhaled a Monte #4 Cuban, like it was a cigarette, I was floored to say the least.
 
BACCHUS said:
Are you not aware of the scientific law that the "grossness" of any act is inversely proportional to the beauty of the woman involved?
I don't recall ever using the word beauty. ???

In fact, beauty has no place in this conversation at all.
 
I may share a puff with some of the guys I'm smoking with, especially if the cigars we have are of completely different profiles, but more often than not... no sharing. Strangers? Definitely not. I just aint down with that. You want a puff? GET YER OWN. Heck, I'll give you one... just don't think about touching mine. :p
 
Hell, my skin is crawling just reading about it. The only person I would let try one of my smokes would be my wife never one of the guys and certainly not a complete stranger.
 
I was in a cigar shop a couple of years ago looking for something new to try. I was talking with the owner and a bunch of regulars were standing around. One of the regulars was smoking a cigar the owner was recommending and offered it to me to try. After I looked at him as if he had just asked to sleep with my wife he told to cup my hand around the end, making a tube like fist between my mouth and the cigar. Thanks but no thanks.
 
I have never had anyone ask for a puff off a stick I was smoking, though I have had people ask about a cigar and kindly provided them one for them to smoke.

There are many bad things that can be transmitted via saliva.... :angry:

-P-
 
ricmac25 said:
She proceeds to get up out of the leather chair, walk over to me with her hand extended and says, "do you mind if I try it?". Talk about deer caught in the headlights. I looked over at Scott as if to say "WTF did she just say?". Before I know it, she's taking a puff of my cigar.
Ric, you are a better man than me. "get the %$@# away from my cigar" would have been my response. ???
 
gregor22 said:
ricmac25 said:
She proceeds to get up out of the leather chair, walk over to me with her hand extended and says, "do you mind if I try it?". Talk about deer caught in the headlights. I looked over at Scott as if to say "WTF did she just say?". Before I know it, she's taking a puff of my cigar.
Ric, you are a better man than me. "get the %$@# away from my cigar" would have been my response. ???
I'm with Greg on this one as well. I would have givin' the stranger an ear full and a good lesson never to ask for a puff again..... :D :thumbs: :p
 
texasaggie said:
BACCHUS said:
You wusses. For the record: Grace Jones, if you are reading this, you can smoke my cigar ANY DAY. Just PM me, baby. I can be on a plane to ANYWHERE in less than 2 hours. :D :sign:

You guys amaze me. Are you not aware of the scientific law that the "grossness" of any act is inversely proportional to the beauty of the woman involved? Geez, I don't know why I bother? :p
I second that, and wonder why the opportunity wasn't taken to try to get the young lady into the sack, or if you're married or whatever, get her for your buddy. Gross isn't a bottom line, a fine derriere is, especially on a woman of that stature. :D
Yes-listen to the sagacious recommendations of our two wisemen-baachus & texasaggie :D :) :D :D
 
ricmac25 said:
I looked over at Scott as if to say "WTF did she just say?".
That happened to me last week only it was a good friend of mine and I was smoking a BBF which I let him have a puff. But I thought it was kind of odd since my cigar was about half finished and rather wet by then. I snuck it under the bar table and used the napkin to wipe off the end and finished it, but it was very odd.
 
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