Al Qaeda Strikes

[Pugman1943]

Bill's Herf House sounds innocent right? Nope, this guy is trying disrupt us citizens from our normal lives goal and teach us a second language at the same time. Cuban.. Thankfully I'm close to Mexico, worked with Hispanic folks, so Por Lorranga means poor Lawrence, Cohiba means cohabitate etc.

Here I am minding my own business and up walks our mailman with this box. I got nothing on order ( I'm never sure cause the memory banks fail at times ). So I look, sure enough, Bills Herf House on the return.

Well even I know who Cigsid is from all the wreckage on this board. But why me?

SOB, I got hit by Bill with a nice bomb. How do I know this? Bill included a note saying this is a bomb. Should I call the ATF or the local bomb squad. No, because I see no fuses, just long and short shapes that hinted of their excellence.

I'm glad my translation skills suck since at 70 I've given up cohabatating and sucking on nipples. I now search out brown wrapped sticks full of tobacco.

Bill, you are a nasty evil Al Qaeda bomb maker and I can say thanks in several languages, Danke, Gracias, Sheshae Arrigato etc.

As one on my favorite people said, may you live long and prosper!

Ed, the Pugman

 

[fjldo]

A well deserved hit!

 

[emoshun]

cohabatating and sucking on nipples...

 
:0 ???

 

[MadMonk]

Hah! Mine had some other business listed as the return address. "Bomb Tosser Bill" must have a lot of businesses, all named "Bill's (fill in the blanks)" 
 
Nice hit! I sincerely hope that they are epic smoking experiences for you pugman! :thumbs:

 

[Light this!]

Wow even the Pugman got hit. Nice one Bill.

 

[CigSid]

 I've given up cohabatating and sucking on nipples.

 
Good thing Ed, I would have had to search long and hard outside my humidor for this...
 
Enjoy my brother!!

 

[ilikefishes]

Bill, a great target you hit again. Why do you have all this aggression?

 

[CigSid]

Bill, a great target you hit again. Why do you have all this aggression?

 
My Doctor told me I need a hobby...

 

[Light this!]

 

Bill, a great target you hit again. Why do you have all this aggression?

 
My Doctor told me I need a hobby...
 

 
 
BS - He's just trying to find an excuse to buy more cigars. Bill is going to tell his wife " You see honey I'm running low and need to buy more".

 

[CMontoya79]

They'll be nothing left of CP but ashes! Nice hit Bill!

 

[whylieineedacigar]

Good hit Bill!

 

[louich]

Great hit Bill!

 

[thechenman]

Bill...this is quite possible the single best carpet bombing I've seen perpetrated here on CP by an individual.  Good work!

 

[Capt J]

Excellent strike and target!

 

[Bayamos]

Great target., nicely done.