Acclaim on Santa's Radar!!

[Secret Santa]

Well Acclaim,
I can see that I really need to focus my attention on you! I have checked both lists (Naughty and Nice) and you are not on either...Could there have been a mistake made by my elves? I understand the stresses they have at this time of year but MISSING ON BOTH LISTS?? Ill open a full investigation and get to the bottom of this!

Ill give you a chance to hear your side of what list you could be on at this time. Were there some extenuating circumstances that may have you MISSING ON BOTH LISTS??

In the meantime, why don't you provide a few favorites (sticks or spirits) in the event you show up on the NICE list. I may have something on my personal humidor that will melt snow!

 

[cabaiguan juan]

Well Acclaim,
I can see that I really need to focus my attention on you! I have checked both lists (Naughty and Nice) and you are not on either...Could there have been a mistake made by my elves? I understand the stresses they have at this time of year but MISSING ON BOTH LISTS?? Ill open a full investigation and get to the bottom of this!

Ill give you a chance to hear your side of what list you could be on at this time. Were there some extenuating circumstances that may have you MISSING ON BOTH LISTS??

In the meantime, why don't you provide a few favorites (sticks or spirits) in the event you show up on the NICE list. I may have something on my personal humidor that will melt snow!

An odd place to keep your ‘clean’ pee for those random drug tests but you do you, Santa.

 

[Acclaym]

Hey, Santa. Good to see you again this year.

Two baby girls, two dogs, two cats, and work is eating my lunch at the moment. No clue on the lists, my man. I do head to the bar on the rare occasion I clock out a little early. I'll go home at my usual time and conveniently forget to tell the lady I drank 48 ounces of Miller Lite. I also forget to pick up the dog shit for the lawn guy about once a month. Fuck em, we've all got it tough.
Naughty list worthy? Probably.

 

[Secret Santa]

Alrighty @Acclaym,
It looks like I have checked all of your references (including the cats) and the stories collab. To celebrate your arrival on the NICE LIST, I had my best cigar elves pull a couple of things together. You'll need to see if they "wired" it all up right. Here is a picture still on the work bench...



My shipping crew will be loading up the goods for US Postal Service. Inflation has hit the North Pole and these Reindeer can mow through feed! Ive had to seek a more cost-effective way to cover Earths population of 8M! Anyway, you understand. I picked out a few things to pat you on the back for making it through another year. 2025 will be epic.

Will get all the tracking number sent for reference but I have my connections to make sure this package gets to your safely.

Merry Christmas, Brother.