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A review from Eshaw99

Eshaw99

Eshaw99

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Ok, I was looking around earlier at CBid and saw a lot for Black and Milds. While I found this quite humorous, I remembered something. About four years ago, a buddy of mine crashed at my house, and the next morning after he left, I noticed he had left behind a pack of Black and Milds. For some reason, I threw them in a desk drawer and forgot about them. After two different moves, this desk has been relagated to a back bedroom in the house I live in now that has become sort of a storage room. I looked in there, and sure enough, the Black and Milds (now four years old) were still there...



So I smoked one.





Not bad really. I screwed up two different Xikars before I realized that it was not necessary to cut the plastic tip. Upon lighting it, I immediately noticed hints of orange peel, anise, chocolate, and cedar...





















Just kidding. It tasted like the inside of an ass. Hell, I don't even know what anise is. If nothing else, I have one of the top dog rocket stories of all time I guess. :p


Eric
 
Ludwig said:
what does the inside of an ass taste like? j/k :D
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About like a four year old Black and Mild. I've still got three left, wanna find out for yourself? :p
 
And it smells like an ass too!! :laugh:
 
Eshaw99 said:
It tasted like the inside of an ass.
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Ahh the highly underrated rimjob.

I think you've earned an all new type of respect from the local sumbags onboard :laugh:
 
The other day I rode in a car with a buddy and he lit up a B and M and I asked him why he smoked those POS's and his rebuttle was "I smoked a 5 dollar cigar yesterday." I asked him what it was and he was completly clueless. BTW it smelled like the inside of an ass
 
I was wondering the same thing.....how do you know what the inside of an....................nevermind, too much information. I'm not gonna ask and you don't have to tell. :cool:

Eshaw99 said:
Ok, I was looking around earlier at CBid and saw a lot for Black and Milds. While I found this quite humorous, I remembered something. About four years ago, a buddy of mine crashed at my house, and the next morning after he left, I noticed he had left behind a pack of Black and Milds. For some reason, I threw them in a desk drawer and forgot about them. After two different moves, this desk has been relagated to a back bedroom in the house I live in now that has become sort of a storage room. I looked in there, and sure enough, the Black and Milds (now four years old) were still there...



So I smoked one.





Not bad really. I screwed up two different Xikars before I realized that it was not necessary to cut the plastic tip. Upon lighting it, I immediately noticed hints of orange peel, anise, chocolate, and cedar...





Just kidding. It tasted like the inside of an ass. Hell, I don't even know what anise is. If nothing else, I have one of the top dog rocket stories of all time I guess. :p


Eric
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Ludwig said:
what does the inside of an ass taste like? j/k :D
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Black and Mild...
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OK OK, if I HAD TO IMAGINE what the inside of an ass tasted like, it would taste like a four year old black and mild.


Ya dang pervs :sign:
 
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