Devil Doc
When Death smiles, Corpsmen smile back
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If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Airlines stock you would have
$49.00 left.
If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.
But,if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
This is called the 401-Keg Plan.
Have a nice day,
Doc.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Airlines stock you would have
$49.00 left.
If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.
But,if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
This is called the 401-Keg Plan.
Have a nice day,
Doc.
Thank you Sir!
