Pugman1943
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TEN POINTS TO PONDER !�
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Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted .
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die .
Number 8
Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny .
If you see him without an erection , make him a sandwich .
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day .
Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks , months , maybe years .
Number 6
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday , lying in the hospitals , dying of nothing .
Number 5
All of us could take a lesson from the weather .
It pays no attention to criticism .
Number 4
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00 ?
Number 3
In the 60's , people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal .
Number 2
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--
What you do today , might burn your ass tomorrow .
And The Number 1 Thought
- - - As someone recently said to me :
"Don't worry about old age - it doesn't last that long ." ����
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In God We Trust
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The Only Easy Day Was Yesterday -Navy Seals
Sometimes I Pretend to beNormal. But it Gets Boring So I go Back to Being Me.
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Woman is 60 But Looks 25
Mom publishes simple facelift trick that angered doctors...
ConsumerLifestyles.net
TEN POINTS TO PONDER !�
�
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted .
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die .
Number 8
Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny .
If you see him without an erection , make him a sandwich .
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day .
Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks , months , maybe years .
Number 6
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday , lying in the hospitals , dying of nothing .
Number 5
All of us could take a lesson from the weather .
It pays no attention to criticism .
Number 4
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00 ?
Number 3
In the 60's , people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal .
Number 2
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--
What you do today , might burn your ass tomorrow .
And The Number 1 Thought
- - - As someone recently said to me :
"Don't worry about old age - it doesn't last that long ." ����
�
�
In God We Trust
�
�
The Only Easy Day Was Yesterday -Navy Seals
Sometimes I Pretend to beNormal. But it Gets Boring So I go Back to Being Me.
____________________________________________________________
Woman is 60 But Looks 25
Mom publishes simple facelift trick that angered doctors...
ConsumerLifestyles.net
