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  1. SamClemmons

    Potential Influx of New Members

    You know, if half the people on this thread just shut up so will the other half. NA
  2. SamClemmons

    Major Announcement - Cigar Community as a whole

    Do you think Jon would pay me to add "color" to his new forums? I mean actual cash, not swag. I'd consider a career change for the right price. Nothing against anyone here... well, other than a couple of you that can't seem to stop fuggin' typing till a week after you've made your point... and a...
  3. SamClemmons

    Potential Influx of New Members

    If the newbs deserve the business they'll get the business. I don't guess I need someone deciding for me before the fact. If someone wants to explain to me why these statements are wrongheaded I'm willing to listen. If you can't explain in fifty words or less don't bother. More than that and...
  4. SamClemmons

    Apple Cider Donuts

    The Apple House in Linden, Virginia. Fresh made daily, year round. NA
  5. SamClemmons

    Ordered my new Toy!

    Umm. I was agreeing with you Homer Simpson style. But we can fight about it if yer bored. NA
  6. SamClemmons

    WV Hillbilly drive by

    Wellingtons? That what they call bare feet stained with tobacco juice over yonder? NA
  7. SamClemmons

    WV Hillbilly drive by

    I have a first person eye witness who says that "sharpy" was exactly what was written along the side of that pen aaaand... there was a little winder on it that showed a nekkid sheep when you turned it upside down. NA
  8. SamClemmons

    WV Hillbilly drive by

    My shop is in a little complex on route 55 (the truckers shortened it to the "double nickel"... okay, so truckers ain't known for being real smart). I wasn't here on Saturday but the guy at a neighboring business was. He said it was kinda foggy on Saturday morning and he was in his shop when he...
  9. SamClemmons

    Ever notice the similarities?

    You are banned from ever using this word again. NA
  10. SamClemmons

    Black Widows - how do you get rid of them?

    Hold them up to public ridicule then BAN them. What, you a slow learner? NA
  11. SamClemmons

    Need a little transaction advice please

    Can someone list the deals he defaulted on? I think I missed something. One sentence per transgressionshould be fine. NA
  12. SamClemmons

    Ask SamClemmons

    The entire purpose of suspenders is to suspend something from them. Given the lack of anything else to suspend from them, a holster would be an exciting and useful accessory. Perhaps the misunderstanding was yours. When shaking hands with a prostitute you should remember that at least one of...
  13. SamClemmons

    Ask SamClemmons

    The holster is not for an "actual" gun. NA
  14. SamClemmons

    Need a little transaction advice please

    Ninja's though, THEY ARE SWEET! NA
  15. SamClemmons

    Need a little transaction advice please

    No. This is not about pride. Pride keeps us from committing wrongs. It's the complete lack of character that allows someone to commit then deny an injustice. NA I dunno Tim, that bastards complete disregard for the shift key is criminal. NA
  16. SamClemmons

    Ask SamClemmons

    Ditch the suspenders... think quick release holster, preferably 44 magnum size or larger. Also, tinted windows and cheap sunglasses. NA
  17. SamClemmons

    Need a little transaction advice please

    So the deal was agreed to on August 25 and a check was received on August 12. That doesn't seem to me to be too out of hand. I think he said "the check's on the way" when it wasn't, not good. His lack of response to this thread when he knew the check was on the way, also not good. Certainly not...
  18. SamClemmons

    Contest

    Oh man. Now we got 2 dicks in the same pants. NA
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