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  1. SamClemmons

    Morning Chuckle

    Ninja's are sweet! For the newbs. NA
  2. SamClemmons

    Contest - tomthirtysix is a winner!

    Star Wars NA
  3. SamClemmons

    Infinity

    Oh puhlease. My wife cooks dinner for me every night and breakfast on the weekends. "Oh my" you say, "what a lucky guy" you continue. "It ain't like that" say I. It's insidious I tell you. She is a world class bad cook and I mean the absolute worst. See? She does it just to dare me to say...
  4. SamClemmons

    Infinity

    Stalker! I don't know how many times I have to say this but here it is one more time before I get a restraining order. Brian, I was happilly married till you started this nonsense... well sorta, I love my wife but she doesn't like me very much. She bought me a Sony PRS-505 in an effort to curb...
  5. SamClemmons

    Sorry, But I Have to Do This

    That... is how you handle this. NA
  6. SamClemmons

    Morning Chuckle

    True conversation: Wife: What on earth have you been doing downstairs till 2:00am (she's been in bed since 9:00pm) Husband: masturbating. Wife: For 5 hours? Husband: I'm old and we're on dial up. Wife: Wash you hands. NA
  7. SamClemmons

    Sorry, But I Have to Do This

    Pembroke was buying and selling cigars that could have gone toward eliminating his debt and didn't think it would be a problem. Is this a true statement? NA
  8. SamClemmons

    Sorry, But I Have to Do This

    Not the way to go with this pembroke. NA
  9. SamClemmons

    Sorry, But I Have to Do This

    I think that's a bit premature but I will say this, for 65 bones I would buy his team. NA
  10. SamClemmons

    Sorry, But I Have to Do This

    If all else fails he's got a pretty good FFL team we could sell for him. NA Admirable gesture souldog but I think you missed Smurfy's point. If we have to make things right it's for the guys that are owed not the guy that owes... cause he ain't gonna be here no more. NA
  11. SamClemmons

    R.I.P. Jerry Reed

    "If you wasn’t wearin’ that black robe I’d take you out in back of this courthouse and I’d try a little bit of your honor on. You understand that, you ..." Damn Jerry, you was a stitch... So long.
  12. SamClemmons

    Happy birthday Neal

    This is sooooooo "last week". NA
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