yaar, we sail'd into troubl'd waters matey, but n'er fear, Capt'n Jack is no stranger to bein' failed by mother nature's cat 'o 9 tails, let me be tellin' ya.
Thar was one time in th' West Indies when we hit th' mother 'o all storms. Our ship was splintered, th' crew goin' scruvy, 'n only th'...