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Only the one in my mouth. The room is for things that are burning, not storing things that will be burnt.

It was in the cigar cave, and I'm contractually forbidden (prenuptial)

It smells great, just not in the house great. and if you F it up and they catch fire, not unlike the iraqi oil fields you just have to let it burn out.

Thanks Justin

Here we are meeting at the funeral of a friend wondering where the time went. Take care Doc, and wherever you land, may there be flatlanders and leaf peepers to poke fun at.

Thanks Breedy. Stay safe. At least you don't have to worry so much about the 2am ammeture drivers competition. 🤞

I fear Ms. Cizlak has nothing to worry about. I mean her being a firm proponent of spousal distancing.

Shit! You picked a bad week to start licking doorknobs.

I run a coffee shop. I've had a few preppers loading up on beans, but mostly just dwindling numbers My kids schools are closed for the next three weeks. They are old enough to stay home, but a lot of families are going to use all of their PTO because their's can't. My wife works for the...

Right back at you John. A merry Christmas to all.

Good, now you can reopen the meth lab

Is it really your birthday or are you trying to hone in on @jfields ? Happy birthday corpsman

You should consider changing it. Just to be polite.

I nominate Jonesy . As a cowboys fan he has the patience of Job.

I occasionally rearrange the bodies to make the content more graphic. There's some artistry in that.

I thought you were a makeup and skin care model, or is that just foreplay? Don't hate me BF

That's how I got your latte so foamy.