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Warning well heeded, I'll let the reindeer know they can relax their rears! I'm pretty good at this gift giving thing, so I'll do my best to get ya something you'll enjoy for the holidays. Merry Christmas!

HoHoHoly shit! That’s fantastic news. Santa’s got something special for you!

Taking a Page from @AVB amazing book. Hope he doesn't mind Who gives Santa presents when it's Christmas day? I tried to take one to him but the snow got in the way He lives up at the North Pole and I didn't take my skis I couldn't get it to him, can someone help me please? It was nearly...

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@Gonz, my elves have been doing a very good job on your gifts, but Mrs. Claus was going shopping today and was wondering what size shirt do you wear?

Associating with Jfields... Did you even try to get on the nice list this year? Santa will give you a chance to redeem yourself by settling a debate between he and Mrs. Claus. To make Chili are beans required? Your Christmas hangs in the balance, choose wisely.

HO! HO! HOOOO!!! I've been plowing away the snow and Mrs Clause, but the elves are hard at work making your gifts. Now back to shoveling all this snow!!!

I think this Jolly old man can find something to suit your needs. Final question, what size shirt do you wear?

Sounds good to me, little James. I'm going to kitzeln your stange with some amerikanische Zigarren!

Fatty, huh... well, a big bag of reindeer shite might be in order 😂 And, some lessons on how to create a decent fantasy football team.;) Got it!

I was told of some travel for you which I may need to coordinate my delivery around. Is this right? I would hate to have your gifts dropped off right after you left.

We all been watching you build the Great Steps of China, and a dam fine job you did. If I'm still tired I can imagine how you must be. Your effort can be rewarded here, but some guidance on your part could help. Anything in particular make your twanger spring upright? You know I can do it...

If she rode me more, she wouldn't the ex-Mrs Claus!

I think I'll get him all bright red Buckeye gear. With an extra dose of RED ;)

Buckeye my ass @Acclaym . I still haven't forgotten the picture his family took when I met him the first time...

I have to tell everyone, I was really pumped about this year's Secret Me event over here at CP as I waited with great anticipation for the PM to come to my Inbox. Who will it be? Maybe @CigSid? @Rod? @stogieman? You know, someone really nice that I could put a great big smile on their face! I...

Safe to say...court is adjourned?

My balls hung out of my sleigh for half my 2012 trip. I ripped them on the way down a chimney in Sydney... froze my balls almost clear off. Mrs Claus made me some ball covers and they took off! Ive got half a dozen elves just sewing thier little hearts out. Its gonna be a hit... Im...

Ho Ho Snap! Lil' Bert found a couple sticks hiding in the reindeer stable! This'll be a Christmas to rememeber(think aroma de reindeer poo!). The search continues! SS