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Ho Ho Ho, You're very welcome! Happy Christmas, Merry New Year!

Well Mr. Elliott, @cabaiguan juan unless something amazing happens I don't see your first package arriving today. It shows leaving RICHMOND VA yesterday afternoon which gave me high hopes that they might be able to deliver today. But since that is the last update I don't see it happening...

Let's hope for Saturday. Lazy ass elves...

Ok SKYDIVNEKD, I am getting messages from my elves stating that is was actually colder in MO when they touched down than when they took off from the North Pole... 24 degrees?? Can someone kick on a heater down there?? Anyway- I placed in the FEDEX system- elves are Unionized and dont do...

Looks like my UPS helpers have successfully delivered package... Merry Christmas and next year I expect you to get on the forum more often, maybe hop on the VHerf once in awhile and check in, or risk being put on the naughty list...

Hello Anthony, Looks like Bert did his job correctly as your package was delivered at 12;36pm. All of us here at the NP hope you enjoy. Again, Merry Christmas to you and yours. SS

Well Mr. Elliott, One of the packages seems to be moving in your direction and could be there Friday. The second package is not showing any new updates but I am sure it'll catch up with the first package at some point. I knew I should have delivered this myself but you know how much I enjoy...

Ho ho ho...ohhh, my achin' old bones! The elves are helping with the deliveries while I take some advil and rest up before the big trip! Here's to a safe and happy holiday! Merry Christmas! Ho Ho Ho

All these centuries, and that lady still thinks she can pull one over on me. Oh well, at least the reindeer like to cuddle. I didn't name that one "Vixen" for nothing...

Santa outsourced the delivery, that this is true But he is happy to see the package made it to you Enjoy in good health and with holiday cheer Maybe a decent smoke to start the new year When its all over and Secret Santa has run Santa really hopes that all and you had fun This Santa hopes...

Nathan, it looks like your package will land on Friday 😊

@Gonz you have been patient enough, so here you go... 1Z832EE30325893012 Still scheduled to arrive tomorrow, we shall see...

You must be damn fantastic, thats all i'll say, but good for you. Had some special ops going and can share in the good news. my records indicate you have incoming and it looks like this: 9505 5126 8926 0351 4817 25. By the was, nice job with that stone. I hope you will enjoy the fruits of...

Brandon, it would seem the postal service is a bit of a mess right now. Rest assured, it is still on its way. Thankfully Mrs. Claus and I thought to poke holes in the box so the little critter could get some fresh air. If you don’t have it in the next few days, by golly I’ll have to deliver it...

Justin - my apologies for the late response. I've been waiting on a few of the "slower" elves, to get their shit together and get your things ready. I've got notice that the last part of your "Introduction to NAMBLA" gift, should get there by the 17th, then I'll have it out to you. In the...

Ho ho ho Gary! I hope you didn't think you were forgotten, oh quite the contrary. I'm on my way with your package and a few elves in tow. You can track my sleigh with this secret code, with just one catch. It only works if you're full of Christmas cheer sing it loud for all to hear! 9405...

Lol, you haven’t been that good this year🎅 9405 5036 9930 0189 7662 39 Merry Christmas

Anthony, Apparently Bert was able to find a few things he thought you appreciate, so we boxed em up and put em on the early sleigh. They should get to ya by this weekend. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, to you and your family. SS tracking# : 1Z1ER7360347057277

Greg, boy have I got something for you! This will hurt!!!! I have been on a 7 day bender and need to sober up (alittle) before the big holiday soon. So I had to use my post man/he/him to deliver these packages. Thats right, you get two pieces of sh*t. Enjoy brother, I can't wait to stare over...