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Elf, obviously.

Hey, I heard John Fields buys 30+ year old, crusty cigars! Maybe you can sell them to him. 🎅

Happy Birthday Brother!! Make it a special day today, you deserve it!

Glad everything arrived safely. Enjoy the New Year.

About damn time.

Wow that's mean a lot too me. I really tried my best to make you happy and am so touched. You deserve every bit of it and more.

So glad it finally got there and you liked it. Still have one more gift for you but didn't want to mail it till this package arrived. I have to send you another package soon anyway so if ok with you I will just send it with that.

Claim submitted. Fuck, the USPS really makes it hard to submit a claim. Fuck those guys. Next pandemic, I'm only using UPS.

About time lol USPS expected arrival by 9:00pm for item 9405503699300203103590. Latest status Out for Delivery 01/04/2021 6:10am RANCHO CUCAMONGA CA 91737 Reply STOP to cancel

@kann that will be the first order of the day.

Ho Ho Ohhhhhh! I'm so glad my elves brought one of these all the way back to the North Pole for me. It really is the unicorn they say it is!

It scanned thank goodness now hopefully it gets to you soon.

Well I opened a case with USPS hopefully they find it and at least scan it so I know it is not lost.

Glad everything arrived safely! Hope you enjoy the rest of the holiday season and have a very happy new year Gary!

Thank you BOTL's for you kind and encouraging thoughts. You are my "family" and I am glad you are here with me. I am finally home to a great wife and real food and all the rest without blood/sugar tests every four hours. It was great seeing your family xmas photos you shared, and some of the...

Even I enjoyed this story. Lets face it, we are fun folks and appreciate good things.

Ho ho ho. This one is one of my favorites!

Don't mind me . . . . just stopping by on my global rounds to drop off some gifts! Here's a pinup for Not A Nice Person: Some candy canes for AVB: A big damn bootie for CMontoya: Cosplay for the gamers: And a special present for the rest of you filthy animals: Ho Ho Ho! And to...

Santa's elves must have stopped off at their favorite dive bar on the way to your place, sorry for the delay Gary. We sent out a search team, hopefully they're found here soon. Boveda the elf was stuffed there in the package, so the contents should be ok for a bit. Merry Christmas and I hope...

Holy Christmas miracle! Looks like one of the packages is arriving today! Both Finally showed up on tracking since 4 days ago! But the second is in the damn state of Connecticut. if you can, wait to open them together, if not, no big deal. Merry Christmas!