jfields

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  jfields

• Nov 18, 2015

I'm lost!!!

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  jfields

• Apr 27, 2014

So I was on the community transit bus watching this woman breast feed her baby when this old woman starts shouting "Hey! You can't do that here! It's a public place!"...... In hindsight, it was neither the time nor place for a wank.

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  jfields

• Apr 5, 2014

If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough!

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  jfields

• Jul 17, 2012

I was working as a lifeguard this summer until some blue kid got me fired today.

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  jfields

• Jul 9, 2012

Dear recently graduated college students, Have fun moving back in with your parents! Sincerely, The Economy

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  jfields

• Jun 30, 2012

Dear Haiti, Is it still too soon to ask What's shakin? Signed, Seriously going to Hell

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  jfields

• Mar 1, 2012

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

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  jfields

• Jan 23, 2012

Go Redskins! ...... Oh, Wait a minute!

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  jfields

• Nov 10, 2011

If a fly didn't have wings would you call it a walk?

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  jfields

• May 3, 2011

Dear Scissors, I feel your pain! Nobody wants to run with me either...... Sincerely, Sarah Palin

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  jfields

• Apr 17, 2011

Dear Girls Who Have Been Dumped, There are plenty of fish in the sea....Just kidding! They're all dead! .... Sincerely, BP

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  jfields

• Apr 15, 2011

Dear White People, Dont' you just hate immigrants? ..... Sincerely, Native Americans

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  jfields

• Apr 12, 2011

Dear J.K. Rowling, Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a red-headed kid with two friends? ..... Sincerely, Anonymous

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  jfields

• Apr 9, 2011

Dear, America, You Produced Miley Cyrus....Justin Bieber is your punishment....Sincerely, Canada

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  jfields

• Apr 8, 2011

There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off There's another on my brother, whack it off There's a dozen on my cousin's I can hear the bastards buzzin' There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off

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  jfields

• Mar 30, 2011

Cool Charlie! Hopefully, the wife will let me hump her.

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  jfields

• Nov 4, 2010

Where's my foil hat?

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  jfields

• Oct 21, 2010

Damn Brent! You're like a post Bukake Whore!

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  jfields

• Jul 22, 2010

I thought I was on Gartrader for a split second.

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  jfields

• Jul 4, 2010

Work out done, Minestrone Soup is done! Time to relax, drink, smoke, and enjoy the day.