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JBL11183

JBL11183

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I must ash on myself 5 times a day, and it always falls in the crack of my car seat, on my keyboard, in my jacket ect. Anyone else share the same inability to decide when its time to tap the ash off?
 
JBL11183 said:
I must ash on myself 5 times a day, and it always falls in the crack of my car seat, on my keyboard, in my jacket ect. Anyone else share the same inability to decide when its time to tap the ash off?
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THE ASH WILL FALL WHEN IT'S GOOD AND GODDAMN READY TO FALL...

In all seriousness, I get hit at least once a day.. Terrible on the way to meet a client in a suit..
 
bully1875 said:
JBL11183 said:
I must ash on myself 5 times a day, and it always falls in the crack of my car seat, on my keyboard, in my jacket ect. Anyone else share the same inability to decide when its time to tap the ash off?
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THE ASH WILL FALL WHEN IT'S GOOD AND GODDAMN READY TO FALL...

In all seriousness, I get hit at least once a day.. Terrible on the way to meet a client in a suit..
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HAHAHA...sometimes I think the ash has something against me, because it ALWAYS goes when I least expect it!
 
JBL11183 said:
bully1875 said:
JBL11183 said:
I must ash on myself 5 times a day, and it always falls in the crack of my car seat, on my keyboard, in my jacket ect. Anyone else share the same inability to decide when its time to tap the ash off?
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THE ASH WILL FALL WHEN IT'S GOOD AND GODDAMN READY TO FALL...

In all seriousness, I get hit at least once a day.. Terrible on the way to meet a client in a suit..
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HAHAHA...sometimes I think the ash has something against me, because it ALWAYS goes when I least expect it!
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I had my first Opus A and I let the ash get to about almost half and I flaunted it around like a loser and it wasn't going anywhere.. I put my head back 10 mins later to take another puff and 1/2 a stick worth of hot ash of an Opus A came falling to my face...

FYI.. Do not inhale hot ash from an Opus A (it sucks) & there should be under no circumstances any time when hot ash from an Opus A goes into your eyeballs.

very bad..
 
Gah, I do it at least once a time when I smoke, I'm compulsive about letting the ash get as long as possible. My buddy dropped his ash in his glass of sangria at Casa Fuente a few weeks ago, gladly I can say I have not ruined a drink at least!

I always feel so dirty and violated after I ash myself though.
 
JBL11183 said:
I must ash on myself 5 times a day, and it always falls in the crack of my car seat, on my keyboard, in my jacket ect. Anyone else share the same inability to decide when its time to tap the ash off?
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That's the way it's 'posed to be. What kind of heathen would intentionally and voluntarily ash a cigar?!?! :sign:
 
I just started to laugh reading some of the responses and dropped the second ash in a row from my AF hemingway right on my lap!!!
 
Dr. Marneaus said:
I always feel so dirty and violated after I ash myself though.
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Smoking a cigar is like the first time you lose your virginity. You know at some point it's going to happen, and you're not sure exactly how you're going to react, but when it's over it's a wonderful memory. Ashing, on the other hand, is like masturbation. You're going to do it at some point in time because you love the memory of smoking that cigar so much. You know at some point it's going to happen, and you're not sure exactly how you're going to react, but when it's over...you feel a little ashamed because you just "ashed" yourself.
 
souldog24ca said:
Dr. Marneaus said:
I always feel so dirty and violated after I ash myself though.
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Smoking a cigar is like the first time you lose your virginity. You know at some point it's going to happen, and you're not sure exactly how you're going to react, but when it's over it's a wonderful memory. Ashing, on the other hand, is like masturbation. You're going to do it at some point in time because you love the memory of smoking that cigar so much. You know at some point it's going to happen, and you're not sure exactly how you're going to react, but when it's over...you feel a little ashamed because you just "ashed" yourself.
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CLASSIC!
 
souldog24ca said:
Dr. Marneaus said:
I always feel so dirty and violated after I ash myself though.
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Smoking a cigar is like the first time you lose your virginity. You know at some point it's going to happen, and you're not sure exactly how you're going to react, but when it's over it's a wonderful memory. Ashing, on the other hand, is like masturbation. You're going to do it at some point in time because you love the memory of smoking that cigar so much. You know at some point it's going to happen, and you're not sure exactly how you're going to react, but when it's over...you feel a little ashamed because you just "ashed" yourself.
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Well put !!
 
JBL11183 said:
I must ash on myself 5 times a day, and it always falls in the crack of my car seat, on my keyboard, in my jacket ect. Anyone else share the same inability to decide when its time to tap the ash off?
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Well if you rookies would leave the cello or the cedar on the cigar, this wouldn't be a problem!
 
souldog24ca said:
Dr. Marneaus said:
I always feel so dirty and violated after I ash myself though.
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Smoking a cigar is like the first time you lose your virginity. You know at some point it's going to happen, and you're not sure exactly how you're going to react, but when it's over it's a wonderful memory. Ashing, on the other hand, is like masturbation. You're going to do it at some point in time because you love the memory of smoking that cigar so much. You know at some point it's going to happen, and you're not sure exactly how you're going to react, but when it's over...you feel a little ashamed because you just "ashed" yourself.
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I feel like you've thought about that metaphor far too much, my friend...hahaha
 
If it falls on you a man of honor like Chuchill who was famous for just letting it fall wherever he was. just make sure you aren't at the gas station.
 
souldog24ca said:
Ashing, on the other hand, is like masturbation. You're going to do it at some point in time because you love the memory of smoking that cigar so much. You know at some point it's going to happen, and you're not sure exactly how you're going to react, but when it's over...you feel a little ashamed because you just "ashed" yourself.
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You masturbate?!?!

:0
 
sonuvabum said:
souldog24ca said:
Ashing, on the other hand, is like masturbation. You're going to do it at some point in time because you love the memory of smoking that cigar so much. You know at some point it's going to happen, and you're not sure exactly how you're going to react, but when it's over...you feel a little ashamed because you just "ashed" yourself.
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You masturbate?!?!

:0
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You dont really want him to answer that do you? :(
 
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