War is Imminent!

[Jonesy]

Well, the Blizzard of '08 has run it's course and was a wonderful PIF. Soulpuppy ran a decent war this time last year, but no FOG ever stood up to take charge and lead the old Folks in battle, so it ran it's one way course. The time has come for total devastation. I know that no war will ever live up to the legendary status of Smokyballs war a few years back, but I believe this will be the biggest noob army ever mustered against the crotchety ole FOG's. Talk your junk, refer back to old war, talk about how our humidors can't match up with yours ( :sign: ), say whatever it is that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. The holiday is over and Christmas cheer is gone so prepare for the largest barrage of incoming that this board has ever seen!



Noobs, please don't pm me unless you were part of the Great war of '07, the rest of you pm either Soulpuppy or northernmorris with your intentions and they will get back to me.

Also as Commander-in-Chief of the Great Noob Army, I hereby declare immunity from any "Fat Boy" or other device FOG's would like to send to secure my surrender. (yea, I'm scared Ray! Still haven't gotten over the last one. :laugh: )

 

[NASTY]

Reporting for duty!

 

[Macion Grey]

Ahhh... is it time already?

I believe I will enjoy the view from my deckchair as I did last time, amused grin plastered on my gin soaked face. Enjoy the war my crazed brethren. My money is on the eager and bloodthirsty n00bs for a second decisive victory.

 

[ggiese]

pantywaist - a timid man or boy considered childish or unassertive

milksop, Milquetoast, sissy, pansy

 

[beyond the band]

Well, the Blizzard of '08 has run it's course and was a wonderful PIF. Soulpuppy ran a decent war this time last year, but no FOG ever stood up to take charge and lead the old Folks in battle, so it ran it's one way course. The time has come for total devastation. I know that no war will ever live up to the legendary status of Smokyballs war a few years back, but I believe this will be the biggest noob army ever mustered against the crotchety ole FOG's. Talk your junk, refer back to old war, talk about how our humidors can't match up with yours ( :sign: ), say whatever it is that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. The holiday is over and Christmas cheer is gone so prepare for the largest barrage of incoming that this board has ever seen!



Noobs, please don't pm me unless you were part of the Great war of '07, the rest of you pm either Soulpuppy or northernmorris with your intentions and they will get back to me.

Also as Commander-in-Chief of the Great Noob Army, I hereby declare immunity from any "Fat Boy" or other device FOG's would like to send to secure my surrender. (yea, I'm scared Ray! Still haven't gotten over the last one. :laugh: )

I happen to have inside knowledge of the whereabouts of a 65 lb bomb that will stop all these newbs DEAD in their tracks. :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:

Bring it biatches

 

[AVB]

Humm, I have improved the Fat Boy and what worked last time won't work again. This would be the rubber match and I haven't agreed to any restrictions so take your best shot and be prepared for the response. It ain't over until the Fat Boy stings. :whistling:

Perhaps you should direct your attention to some of the others that have been hiding in the shadows and leave some of the obvious targets alone.

Edit: It took me a few to find this:

I hereby declare immunity from any "Fat Boy" or other device FOG's would like to send to secure my surrender. (yea, I'm scared Ray! Still haven't gotten over the last one. :laugh: )

 

[LockOut]

:whistling:

 

[tone-ny]

Jonesy, don't start any shite.

I owe you a big time ass whopping and the new year is a good as time as any! So don't get caught with your pants around your ankles :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:

 

[jfields]

Um.

Can I sit at the grown-ups table this go around (if it happens)? I have a few newer newbs that I need to beat up on? ???

 

[Jonesy]

pantywaist - a timid man or boy considered childish or unassertive

milksop, Milquetoast, sissy, pansy

I may be considered childish, but neither timid nor unassertive.

 

[Jonesy]

I happen to have inside knowledge of the whereabouts of a 65 lb bomb that will stop all these newbs DEAD in their tracks. :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:

Bring it biatches

Was this just a misprint? I don't recall you making the ascension to Fogdom yet!?

 

[SweetMelissa]

Jonesy, don't start any shite.

I owe you a big time ass whopping and the new year is a good as time as any! So don't get caught with your pants around your ankles :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:

Pants around the ankles Tone? That's his favorite position ;-) Jonesy is such a silly silly boy... :whistling:

Melly

 

[junkman_56]

Jonesy, don't start any shite.

I owe you a big time ass whopping and the new year is a good as time as any! So don't get caught with your pants around your ankles :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:

Pants around the ankles Tone? That's his favorite position ;-) Jonesy is such a silly silly boy... :whistling:

Melly

Ouch... :laugh:

 

[ggiese]

pantywaist - a timid man or boy considered childish or unassertive

milksop, Milquetoast, sissy, pansy

I may be considered childish, but neither timid nor unassertive.

If you don't think it fits, well... I'm just saying... :whistling:

 

[souldog]

To my Newbie Brothers in Arms,

As the Newbie’s representative to the community, it is critical that you present a sharp, military image at all times. Remember, “You will never have a second chance to make a first impression.” This command is isolated from other Cigar Pass activities, making uniform articles difficult to obtain. Complete your arsenal now! All future arsenal requirements can be obtained through your local B&M or by internet order. I know you will be prepared.

Recruiting qualified, motivated men and women for the Newbie War is critical to our Newbie nation. Without successful recruiting, shortages of trained, qualified personnel would exist, having a serious impact on our nation’s offensive capabilities. The challenge is real and the Newbie is the only one who can meet it. I look forward to your joining and welcoming you personally to the Newbie War of 08’. If you have further questions and desire to serve by enlisting, please feel free to contact me by PM.

And remember: PRAY FOR WAR!

Souldog24ca
Newbie War of 09’ General

 

[in2xshp]

In uniform and ready to charge, Sir. I'm stocked up and ready to fire on command. :thumbs:

:whistling:

 

[beyond the band]

I happen to have inside knowledge of the whereabouts of a 65 lb bomb that will stop all these newbs DEAD in their tracks. :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:

Bring it biatches

Was this just a misprint? I don't recall you making the ascension to Fogdom yet!?

You didn't get the memo? :sign:

Naw I didn't intend to imply. Just sticking my finger in trying to stir the pot a little

 

[NorCalCigarLover]

Oh isn't this cute :love:

 

[lurch]

Oh isn't this cute :love:

No...This is not cute. This is war. War is ugly and mean. Get off the tracks when the trains coming through.... :laugh:

 

[jayro75]

Locked, loaded and waiting for target sir!