Setting:
After a rather hectic day (including a 2.5 hour, $180 trip to the grocery store in preparation for Ike) I sat down on my patio with the dogs, a glass of water, and all the questions for a weekly game I play (Sheep, in case we've got any Phog, Suque, or Quad posters here...). The sky was solidly overcast and the wind variably breezy due to Hanna being a ways off. I figured that I ought to get my review in quickly, as we may be without power next week depending on what Ike has in store for us. I wanted to make sure to bring the dogs out with me since there's a chance we may be without a fence next week as well, and because they're greyhounds, they can't be off leash anywhere that they're not totally confined. The diva only stayed outside for a few minutes, while the more easygoing of the two stayed out with me for most of my cigar (until the diva began whining from inside because she was bored and/or lonely...) There was an eerie absence of birds and the lizards were behaving strangely--both discomfiting portents for what Ike may bring.
Cigar:
Hoyo de Monterrey Palmas Extra 2006
Petite Corona 5 1/2 x 40
Received from a solid-as-iron BOTL in the MAW/PIF thread.
MSRP $3-6 by the box
Appearance:
Triple capped and box pressed with a nice medium brown wrapper (still not so hot at identifying wrappers off the cuff) featuring a few little shiny, darker bumps throughout that looked to be due to light friction during it's life span. Whether a function of its aging, travels, or simply the construction, it had an overall appearance that just suggested character. The band is small, simple, and understated.
Taste:
Before cutting, I gave it a couple good whiffs. It smelled kind of funny, and I truly hesitate to mention the descriptor I'd compare it to because it conveys the absolute wrong idea, but it smelled a little bit like a locker room. Not like BO, turds, and hockey pads or anything, but a sharp, musky smell, not unlike some aftershaves. This smell didn't linger, but it wasn't an objectionable smell or anything.
After satisfactorily clipping with my Xicar, I took a couple prelight draws which were sort of hay-like and outdoorsy. I fired it up and my first impressions were of a nice, mellow peppery twist--sort of like white pepper, and there was an elusive yet enjoyable sweet aftertaste lingering in the background. Later tastes reminded me of Jordan Almonds--nutty with a little bit of bitter sweetness. The smoke caused a very pleasant tingle in my nose--not an uncomfortable burning sensation by any means. While this is only my third ISOM, I'm reminded of the profile of a DPG Black Cuban Classic which I've smoked a decent number of. Although I'm far too green (haha) to be able to pick out the distinctive "Cuban-ness" that some people insist exists, I do think that the DPG seems to have a profile similar to the two ISOMs I've had recently, for whatever that's worth.
The ash fell off after a bit over an inch, and I was into the middle third. I'd call it pretty solidly medium strength. The nicotine was evident but miles from overpowering. The smoke was really beginning to tickle my nose in a good way, sort of like wasabi does. As I approached the midpoint, the flavor evened out a little with just a steady bit of spice and pepper. Once I got to the last third, a little bit of creamyness emerged to accompany the spice and my nose was really getting it good.
Rather than put it down at the customary point, I decided to milk it for all I could and speared it with a sandwich pick. The taste was starting to suggest that it was going to turn hot and spitty at some point, but it also started getting rather sweet here and there as well. The foreshadowing of sweatymouth and spittiness continued for a little while with more sweetness and hints of campfire smoke (I thought it might be the sandwich pick, but upon extraction, while it was tarry, it wasn't burned) before actually giving way to those dual banes with about a half an inch left.
Others have described this stick as having a grassy profile, but I didn't really get much of that except at the very start.
Construction:
My prelight draw was a little tight, so I clipped it again just a little further down and that opened it up a bit more, although it was still pretty tight at the start. Despite the tough draw, it lit easily and didn't require any untoward urging or fiddling to get going. However, the smoke density was pretty inconsistent early on. Some draws were full and rich, others were light and wispy. Odd.
The burn started to get a little crooked, causing the ash to take on a very slight corkscrew shape. The ash tended to yellow a bit as it grew. The ash fell off just a little before the 1/3 mark after 28 minutes. I had to touch up the burn a little bit near the midpoint of the stick at the 38 minute mark, and the ash was a bit mottled from there on out. The black portion of the wrapper between the ash and the unburned part (I guess you'd call it a burn line?) was very shiny most of the time. I don't know whether that's common (or typical of ISOMs) and I've just never noticed it before, but it really jumped out at me with this cigar.
Into the final third at the one hour mark, it was starting to get a little bit hot. I don't think I was smoking it too quickly or anything (with a third left after an hour, I certainly hope not) and it wasn't impacting my enjoyment by any means, but I could tell how this cigar was likely to end. The band was a real bitch to remove and I tore the wrapper ever so slightly upon eventual removal. The burn got a little slow and smoldery at times and I had to stoke it a little more than was ideal, but it was still enjoyable enough that I speared it with my sandwich pick at the 1:19 mark. I started to get more hints that sweatymouth and spittyness was just around the corner, and I put it down at the 1:33 mark with about 1/2" left.
Overall:
Appearance--8.25 It wasn't some silky smooth, flawless cigar rolled by seraphim and beamed down to Earth by moonbeam or anything, but it was an engaging and appealing looking cigar according to my admittedly capricious opinions on appearance.
Taste--8.75 Again, nothing mind-blowingly complex, but I did really enjoy the playfulness of the smoke in my nose. I'm not used to such a pleasant tickle. Usually it's either very harsh or very mild to my nose, but this cigar definitely toed that delicate line between agony and ecstasy.
Construction--6.75 Just a little under average. It got a bit difficult to manage during the second half, and the inconsistent smoke early on was mildly irritating during the light stages. The evenness of the burn sort of came and went throughout.
Overall (using Saxjazzman's rating criteria of (A+T+1.5C)/3.5) that returns a 7.75. I'd probably say that's a shade lower than the overall rating that I'd give if just going by the seat of my pants. I'd probably give it a solid 8 or 8.25. While the difficulty of acquiring these stateside certainly plays into the equation, if these were available at my local B&M for $3 apiece by the box, I'd be smoking them every day.
My camera is on the fritz, so I snapped one quick shot with my phone. In spite of how it may appear, I am in fact not naked.