Complete destruction!

Rod · Apr 30, 2012

So we're inside and all of a sudden my wife hears a loud thump out on the front porch. She opens the door, and is greeted with approximately 40 bombs! I won't go into detail about the destruction this has caused, rather I'll post some pictures.

I'm still trying to climb out from under the rubble, you guys hit me hard and I was certainly not expecting this!

Once I make my way through defusing all of the bombs, I'll post some more pictures.

Oh, and I noticed some were infused in spray foam; thanks...

Most of the boxes have a return address of Sensations (adult novelty store down the street). My mailman must really be wondering now...

Seriously, thanks for the bombs, I truly appreciate it.

2K6TBSS · Apr 30, 2012

I'm thinking that is just round one....You had better be prepared to kiss some major USPS ass after all the dust settles...Just sayin....

Gern Blansten · Apr 30, 2012

2K6TBSS said:
I'm thinking that is just round one....You had better be prepared to kiss some major USPS ass after all the dust settles...Just sayin....

Sage words.

Adult novelties and an affinity for cigars? Bet they throw a wicked party. :whistling:

siriusstoogie · Apr 30, 2012

Awesome!!! Well deserved. Enjoy!

Joe

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Undegreed · Apr 30, 2012

2K6TBSS said:
I'm thinking that is just round one....You had better be prepared to kiss some major USPS ass after all the dust settles...Just sayin....

I agree. I count about 45 boxes. This bomb was "Death by 100 cuts" I'd say you should expect a few more.

CBoukal · Apr 30, 2012

Well Deserved!!! Thanks for having and maintaining a place for us all to come!

cqb_guru · Apr 30, 2012

Seeing your desk buried under that many bombs is so great! Well deserved. Going to be a long night opening boxes...

Smokin'Sims · Apr 30, 2012

cqb_guru said:
Seeing your desk buried under that many bombs is so great! Well deserved. Going to be a long night opening boxes...

If I'm not mistaken, that is a kitchen table. Nice hit everyone.

Fishin345 · Apr 30, 2012

A few of those are very puffy! :whistling:

bfisher88 · Apr 30, 2012

Holy shit....

kann · Apr 30, 2012

Sonofabieber... That's a lot of adult novelties.

Joebunaga · Apr 30, 2012

I hope someone thought to send batteries...

PJ the Comic · Apr 30, 2012

That's pretty damn funny.

:thumbs: Damn good target boys.

PJ

modo22 · Apr 30, 2012

That is a lot of lube!

Rod · Apr 30, 2012

Smokin said:
Close... Dining room table.

AVB · Apr 30, 2012

Way to restock the humi!

tasman · Apr 30, 2012

LOL well deserved!

duglynukem · Apr 30, 2012

Now for a couple of elves to open boxes and stack neatly in the humidor

louich · Apr 30, 2012

duglynukem said:
Now for a couple of elves to open boxes and stack neatly in the humidor

I knew something was missing in this terrible plan !

broblues · Apr 30, 2012

[sub]Rod,[/sub]

[sub]Do you have enough appendages left that you can negotiate a peace settlement with the NewB's? :laugh: [/sub]

[sub]The membership is exhausted from warring. :whistling: [/sub]

[sub]Please help!![/sub]

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