Ain't no rest

AVB said:

I was walking down the street, When out the corner of my eye I saw a little CP noobie approaching me. He said "I've never seen a man Who looks so all alone, Could you use a smoke from me? If you can pay the right price Your evening will be nice, And you can go and send me on my way." He said "You're such silly old FOG Why you do this to us?" I looked at him and this is what I said: "Oh, there ain't no rest for the wicked, Stogies don't grow on trees. I got bills to pay, I got noobs to bleed, There ain't nothing in this world for free. I know I can't slow down, I can't hold back, Though you know, I wish I could. No there ain't no rest for the wicked, Until I close your eyes for good". Not even fifteen minutes later I'm still walking down the street, When I saw a shadow of a noob creep out of sight. And then he sweeps up from behind And puts a gun up to my head, He made it clear he wasn't looking for a fight. He said "Give me all you've got I want your stogies not your life, But if you try to make a move I won't think twice." I go like "You can have my stash But first you know I got to ask What made you want to live this kind of life?" He said "There ain't no rest for the wicked, Stogies don't grow on trees. I got bills to pay, I got FOGs to bleed, There ain't nothing in this world for free. I know I can't slow down, I can't hold back, Though you know, I wish I could. No there ain't no rest for the wicked, Until we close your eyes for good". Now a couple hours have passed And I was sitting at my house, The day was winding down and coming to an end. So I turned on the 'puter And flipped it over to CP news, And what I saw I almost couldn't comprehend. I saw a noobie man banned, he'd taken money from the scotch buy, He stuffed his scotch account with my good nature. But even still I can't say much Because I know they're all the same, Oh yes they all seek out to satisfy those thrills "Oh, there ain't no rest for the wicked, Stogies don't grow on trees. I got payback to do, I got noobs to bleed, There ain't nothing in this world for free. I know I can't slow down, I can't hold back, Though you know, I wish I could. No there ain't no rest for the wicked, Until I close your eyes for good"

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AVB said:

I was walking down the street,
When out the corner of my eye
I saw a little CP noobie approaching me.
He said "I've never seen a man
Who looks so all alone,
Could you use a smoke from me?

If you can pay the right price
Your evening will be nice,
And you can go and send me on my way."
He said "You're such silly old FOG
Why you do this to us?"
I looked at him and this is what I said:

"Oh, there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Stogies don't grow on trees.
I got bills to pay,
I got noobs to bleed,
There ain't nothing in this world for free.
I know I can't slow down,
I can't hold back,
Though you know, I wish I could.
No there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Until I close your eyes for good".

Not even fifteen minutes later
I'm still walking down the street,
When I saw a shadow of a noob creep out of sight.
And then he sweeps up from behind
And puts a gun up to my head,
He made it clear he wasn't looking for a fight.

He said "Give me all you've got
I want your stogies not your life,
But if you try to make a move I won't think twice."
I go like "You can have my stash
But first you know I got to ask
What made you want to live this kind of life?"

He said "There ain't no rest for the wicked,
Stogies don't grow on trees.
I got bills to pay,
I got FOGs to bleed,
There ain't nothing in this world for free.
I know I can't slow down,
I can't hold back,
Though you know, I wish I could.
No there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Until we close your eyes for good".

Now a couple hours have passed
And I was sitting at my house,
The day was winding down and coming to an end.
So I turned on the 'puter
And flipped it over to CP news,
And what I saw I almost couldn't comprehend.

I saw a noobie man banned, he'd taken money from the scotch buy,
He stuffed his scotch account with my good nature.
But even still I can't say much
Because I know they're all the same,
Oh yes they all seek out to satisfy those thrills

"Oh, there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Stogies don't grow on trees.
I got payback to do,
I got noobs to bleed,
There ain't nothing in this world for free.
I know I can't slow down,
I can't hold back,
Though you know, I wish I could.
No there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Until I close your eyes for good"

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JonDot said:

I think this may mean that FatBoy has been deployed. Some poor son of a gun is in TROUBLE if it does. :whistling:

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AVB said:

No FatBoy, there hasn't been the need during the last skirmish.

JonDot said:

I think this may mean that FatBoy has been deployed. Some poor son of a gun is in TROUBLE if it does.

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AVB said:

This is, as Casey Kasem used to say, a long distance dedication. It may take some time to land.

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