souldog
OG Post-Whorer since 2008 bitches...
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- Feb 6, 2008
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Newbies, FOGs, and Fellow Onlookers:
I come to you this evening with great pleasure to announce that the Fatboy has been disarmed! :thumbs:
Here is the letter of intent I received from AVB:
The nigh impossible was the Newb Forces’ undertaking, and your Commander has shown himself able. With a small squad of BOTLs, and copious amounts of muriatic acid and White Owls, the White Owl Herf Crew began the quest to dismantle and demand the surrender of AVB. In slightly over 24 hours, AVB’s “Ultimate Cigar Protection Device” was laid waste before our onslaught of Newbie Fervor. To my fellow Newbs I say, “Huzzah!” and to the naysayers who predicted our demise, I offer you this documentation of the most inexplicable of events:
DAY ONE: 04/22/08 @ 1910 hours.
The Fatboy Landed, and the White Owl Herf Crew was called upon to answer it:
Jesus Matt arrives on scene:
Elsinore Matt expresses his sentiment:
Souldog brings on the White Owls for nourishment:
Start time:
Tool of Destruction: Muriatic Acid
ost continued:
I come to you this evening with great pleasure to announce that the Fatboy has been disarmed! :thumbs:
Here is the letter of intent I received from AVB:
You had been warned:
“And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is AVB when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”
My terms are simple: Lay down your arms and be welcomed back in to the brotherhood that is CigarPass or keep your arms and die.
I have provided the ultimate cigar protection device. You have 72 hours from the time of delivery to extract the glass tube and cigar without any damage. If you can’t, you must cease fire and surrender all noob forces. If you can, I will surrender and pay appropriate homage and tithing. If you feel you are not qualified and refuse, it will be considered by all an act of surrender. This is just the first of many that will rain down upon the noob forces if you continue. Your prize or continued destruction will follow upon the successful accomplishment or refusal.
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The fate of nations awaits your answer.
Pictures must be taken for proof of success or failure.
Leaders lead by example. Do it.
AVB…STILL…RULES!!!
The nigh impossible was the Newb Forces’ undertaking, and your Commander has shown himself able. With a small squad of BOTLs, and copious amounts of muriatic acid and White Owls, the White Owl Herf Crew began the quest to dismantle and demand the surrender of AVB. In slightly over 24 hours, AVB’s “Ultimate Cigar Protection Device” was laid waste before our onslaught of Newbie Fervor. To my fellow Newbs I say, “Huzzah!” and to the naysayers who predicted our demise, I offer you this documentation of the most inexplicable of events:
DAY ONE: 04/22/08 @ 1910 hours.
The Fatboy Landed, and the White Owl Herf Crew was called upon to answer it:
Jesus Matt arrives on scene:
Elsinore Matt expresses his sentiment:
Souldog brings on the White Owls for nourishment:
Start time:
Tool of Destruction: Muriatic Acid
ost continued: