AVB
Jesus of Cool, I'm bad, I'm nationwide
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Or should I say somebody else has it. 38.375 lbs of ultimate cigar protection. You've heard of IEDs, this is a PSD - Planned Surrender Device. I've given an extension to the target due to work commitments so we'll see how good he is in a few days.
Edit to add the letter that went along with this.
You had been warned:
“And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is AVB when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”
My terms are simple: Lay down your arms and be welcomed back in to the brotherhood that is CigarPass or keep your arms and die.
I have provided the ultimate cigar protection device. You have 72 hours from the time of delivery to extract the glass tube and cigar without any damage. If you can’t, you must cease fire and surrender all noob forces. If you can, I will surrender and pay appropriate homage and tithing. If you feel you are not qualified and refuse, it will be considered by all an act of surrender. This is just the first of many that will rain down upon the noob forces if you continue. Your prize or continued destruction will follow upon the successful accomplishment or refusal.
The fate of nations awaits your answer.
Pictures must be taken for proof of success or failure.
Leaders lead by example. Do it.
AVB…STILL…RULES!!!
Edit to add the letter that went along with this.
You had been warned:
“And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is AVB when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”
My terms are simple: Lay down your arms and be welcomed back in to the brotherhood that is CigarPass or keep your arms and die.
I have provided the ultimate cigar protection device. You have 72 hours from the time of delivery to extract the glass tube and cigar without any damage. If you can’t, you must cease fire and surrender all noob forces. If you can, I will surrender and pay appropriate homage and tithing. If you feel you are not qualified and refuse, it will be considered by all an act of surrender. This is just the first of many that will rain down upon the noob forces if you continue. Your prize or continued destruction will follow upon the successful accomplishment or refusal.
The fate of nations awaits your answer.
Pictures must be taken for proof of success or failure.
Leaders lead by example. Do it.
AVB…STILL…RULES!!!
