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Book him Danno!

I heard about this this morning on the radio. Do you think the cop put his pinky in the cheese powder and tasted it like he was testing cocaine?
 
No, too risky. No way to know if the Cheetos contained nuts since there was no warning posted. The officer surely made the wise decision to take it to the lab for testing.
 
lol I'm hoping this is the only reason why they took him in. "Patrick admitted being high on methamphetamine, police said."
 
Man you really gotta heave a bag of Cheetos, especially one that has already been snacked upon, to cause injury.
 
Ah, now I see why tangomar moved away from Des Moines (and I'm glad I have as well) - it's far too dangerous, with attacks such as this becoming more prevalent by the day. Soon it will be a city-wide, free-for-all food-fight. No place to raise a family, that's for sure!
 
How did I miss this? I was in Des Moines over the holiday weekend.
 
AVB said:
Man you really gotta heave a bag of Cheetos, especially one that has already been snacked upon, to cause injury.
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Had to be the crunchy kind too. I've conducted a series of tests that prove the puffed cheetos cause far less injury when used as a weapon.
 
IF ANY OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS MOVE, YOU'LL GET A BAG OF SNACKS....RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!

Pulp Fiction II......
 
I wouldn't know, 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers.


You know what a trans-fat is, Brad?
 
smokelaw1 said:
I wouldn't know, 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers.


You know what a trans-fat is, Brad?
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It's a magical flavor compound that makes otherwise boring food come to life with deliciousness!
 
Oh my GOD! You took the bait!! Now he's gonna show you his version of Tranny Fat
 
preembargo said:
Oh my GOD! You took the bait!! Now he's gonna show you his version of Tranny Fat
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My secret dreams, those I was barely willing to recognize or admit to, will finally come true!

Edit: Er, what I meant to say was, damn, that's nasty, I wish I had never said what I said.
 
I don't know about you but this whole thread makes me just want to go down to the mall and pelt people with a bag of Oreo's.
 
Wow, its only a matter of time before we can't take them on planes.
 
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