I got knocked the F out!

boonedoggle · Jun 15, 2007

no, really. My son and I were wrasslin' last night and I had him in a reverse bear hug. Well, in panic he headbutted me right in the eye. It hit that stupid nerve right above my eyelid, and I knew it wasn't going to be good. Since it was late, I had only minimal time to ice it down before going to bed.

Cut to this morning: yep, big friggin' black eye. It was actually purple when I woke up, but now it is BLACK. Not swollen, so it looks exactly like I got mascara on my left eye. great, just great. :angry:

Everyone called me Boy George today at work and made me cry. Talk about a stupid purple and black bruise that looks EXACTLY like eyeliner and mascara!

grateful1 · Jun 15, 2007

Hey - is that eyeliner and mascara?

<glad it's not worse!>

Rob_k · Jun 15, 2007

TFF!

is that maybelline or clinique? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

jfields · Jun 15, 2007

OMFG! I almost fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard!

Good one Gary. :laugh:

denverdog · Jun 15, 2007

Pussy! :sign:

jfields · Jun 15, 2007

OMG! I can't stop laughing. Every time I look at the Pics. I think Elizabeth Taylor and Cleopatra. :laugh: :laugh:

AVB · Jun 15, 2007

The truth comes out.

Rob_k · Jun 15, 2007

seperated at birth.....U Decide....

NullSmurf · Jun 15, 2007

I'm putting that face on my scarecrow! (boone, not BG)

Fatken · Jun 15, 2007

I'm thinking add a little make-up on the other eye and a little lipstick (I like red) and you have a date big boy! :laugh:

Ken

boonedoggle · Jun 15, 2007

....COME ON....where's the love?! I have a feeling this shit is going to get worse tomorrow.

Michal · Jun 15, 2007

ROTFL, Im sure you'll look better with pink lipstick :laugh:

tsmckenney · Jun 15, 2007

To all you youngsters without kids, this is a little life lesson. You're kids can fugg you up.

preembargo · Jun 15, 2007

So, you’re saying your son kicked you’re a$$ and made you wear the wife’s makeup?

boonedoggle · Jun 15, 2007

preembargo said:
So, you’re saying your son kicked you’re a$$ and made you wear the wife’s makeup?

that's ONLY what it looks like! Happy Father's day to me!

Anthony · Jun 15, 2007

Maybe he should headbut the other eye so they match

StogieFarts · Jun 15, 2007

Well how's that for a "Happy F**king Father's Day" gift! At least he could have busted your other eye to even out the color a little bit.

SweetMelissa · Jun 15, 2007

LMFAO you know i love ya boonie but that is just hysterical ;-)

Melly :thumbs:

Marcos · Jun 15, 2007

Owned

MX · Jun 15, 2007

At the risk of offending, I am going to post this anyway...after all i am the newest of the noobs..

But I had my wife take your pic to cosmetic counter at Dillards and the lady there said that with your skin tone you should try to use more earthy colors....blend from the inside out dark to light....and for gawds sake do something with those eyebrows. Dillards is willing to do a makeover, but it is going to cost.....A LOT.

Tim

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