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Padron Millennium Nightmare - CONTEST CLOSED

All I can say is you feel guilty for smoking it before the birth of you child (NO Windows) and you know that you cannot afford to smoke the PMM more then on rare occasions so you are afraid to smoke it even with the slight chance that it might not smoke right because you just want it to be the best cigar! If there is something wrong with it there is always the toilet!

But I don't care how bad the PMM was I don't think I could bring myself to disgard it???

Dean
 
The Dream: I find myself sitting in a locked windowless room with nothing but my humidor and a toilet in the corner. I walk over to the humidor and pull out a Padron Millennium Maduro. This is my first PMM as I was waiting to smoke one in September when our baby is born, but for some reason I decide to light it anyway. Snip, torch, puff, I sit it down to let it rest for a few minutes. I come back and to my horror I see that it has tunneled the entire length up two sides of the cigar. In a panic I think to myself, do I call the vendor and tell them there was a defect, do I try to smoke it, what do I do? I pick it up to try and salvage it, but through the smoke I see myself and I am a middle aged Chinese woman.
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This dream is life itself, the locked windowless room is merely your existence, the PMM represents your new baby. As you have never had a PMM, this is your first baby. To snip, torch, and puff represents your future attempts to raise your child, a boy, to the best of your abilities. And let us not forget you have the highest expectations for both your new son and the PMM. The horror you experience is nothing more then high expectation of not getting things your way, but as the cigar should be maintained at 70 degrees at 62% humidity, your son must be nurtured in the right environment to grow straight as a tall tree. The vendor is nobody else but the big guy in the sky, if you need help with your new boy, you can always talk to him.
As far as the middle aged woman, she merely represents love, which is also one of the ingredients you can supply along with your wife. Any unwanted by products in your life can be flushed away in the toilet of life, or merely ignored. But after saying all this " a cigar sometimes is just a cigar". Best of luck! :thumbs: :)
 
Very well done Sack, another nice job. However I do hope you and the others are wrong because we were hoping for and were told it was a girl. Who knows, doctors have been wrong before. Man it would be freaky if you guys called it based on some weird ass dream I had!
 
I'm not going to play because someone who hasn't tried one should really get to enjoy that millenium but great contest Jonas! Very generous of you and your other personality (old Chinese woman etc.)
 
If he had he would have said "Marry me Joe, take me to America. Me love you long time, Joe" and maybe a few other things I'd prefer not to repeat. :whistling:
 
I'm not even going to try to compete with Sack's response....................................Bravo!!!!! :thumbs:
 
I'm not even going to try to compete with Sack's response....................................Bravo!!!!! :thumbs:
You just have to be in touch with your sensitive side. :D
 
A little over two hours left and its still anyones game. The poll with the top three candidates will be posted shortly after the contest ends, and will be open for 24 hours.
 
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