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Official Notice of Surrender

Jonesy

Jonesy

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Jonesy said:
...................OK, here is the deal. I have provided the ultimate cigar protection device. You have 48 hours from the time you receive this to extract the glass tube without any damage. If you can't, YOU must surrender. If you can, I will surrender and pay appropriate homage and tithing. If you feel you are not qualified and refuse, it will be considered by all an act of surrender.

Pictures must be taken for proof of success or failure.

Leaders Lead By example. Do it!


AVB....................RULES!
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After unsuccessfully attempting to remove the glass tube from the ultimate cigar protection device, I humbly submit my official surrender to one Honorable AVB. Effective immediately, I no longer am Commander of the Noob Army. I officially transfer that title to one John Fields. I gave my best effort in trying to free the tube from the device but failed in the end and that's all that matters. I wish to apologize to the Noob Army for letting you down. A leader is supposed to lead and in the end I failed. Thankfully the challenge did not specifically say anything about me surrendering on behalf of the Noob Army, nor did it state that AVB would surrender on behalf of the FOG's, which is why I am the only one surrendering here. I am confident in the abilities of John leading you in the cause since I am stepping away from the war. I will not post in the war threads, I will no longer be active in the organized bombings for the war (now who I decide to bomb from here on out is my decision), nor will I be available for any kind of consulting for this war. You have fought a good battle men, now it is time for you to carry on without me.

Brian
 
A worthy attempt from a fine opponent.

Now say it with me.








AVB RULES!




:thumbs:
 
I guess I'll go find me a victory cigar.


Doc.
 
What can I say buddy?
You were an excellent commander, but your masonry skills might be a tad lacking!

I suspect AVB's gonna be a little more ornery from now on, guess we'll have to step up the game a bit huh?

I salute you Brian!

Rob
 
Nice try Brian, enjoy your free time!

Nice battleplan AVB!
 
AVB said:
I seem to remember you have a few of them coming your way.

Devil Doc said:
I guess I'll go find me a victory cigar.


Doc.
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I am in deep admiration of AVB's ability to stir a batch of concrete. In fact, it looks more like solid rock than concrete.

Doc, if it's alright with you, I'll ship your victory smokes on June 11. I absolutely must include something that I can't get until the 10th. Something very special.

LMK,

Mick
 
Sorry Mick......

BTW, the HCl did absolutely nothing to that damn concrete block except to turn it green! :angry:
 
Those who can use and adapt available resources to their benefit usually come out on top.

tsmckenney said:
I am in deep admiration of AVB's ability to stir a batch of concrete. In fact, it looks more like solid rock than concrete.
Mick
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tsmckenney said:
AVB said:
I seem to remember you have a few of them coming your way.

Devil Doc said:
I guess I'll go find me a victory cigar.


Doc.
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I am in deep admiration of AVB's ability to stir a batch of concrete. In fact, it looks more like solid rock than concrete.

Doc, if it's alright with you, I'll ship your victory smokes on June 11. I absolutely must include something that I can't get until the 10th. Something very special.

LMK,

Mick
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No problem. I'm always gracious in Victory.

Doc.
 
I cant believe what I am hearing, you better get your ass back in there and start working on that block. Regroup, smoke a cigar, have a drink and go get you the right chisel. ;)
 
Jonesy said:
Sorry Mick......

BTW, the HCl did absolutely nothing to that damn concrete block except to turn it green! :angry:
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Don't sweat it, oldboy Doc was numero uno on my rogue list anyway. Only difference in this bomb is that it's public knowledge.

AVB, I feel ya on that. That's what I loved about the Peace Corps. Whenever I hear people complain about having to stand up on the city bus, I'm always thinkin, "Shit, we could still fit a few dozen chickens and a couple goats in here." Pussies should try livin without water for 3 months.
 
Great effort. And a most diabolical construction. You've got nothing to be ashamed of, Brian. Well done.

Wilkey
 
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