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Alright, this pass is for all my discusting social leper friends out here. To get in you have to send me a nasty, vile, or just plain wrong joke. The first 8 are in and the worst joke gets an extra special treat. Here are the smokes, standard rules aply.
1. Joya Antano Grand Reserve Belicoso taken by gandolf
2.LGC Glorias En Cedros taken by swifty
3.CAo CX2 Beli taken by gandolf
4.Punch Magnum Rare Corojo taken by Gandolf
5.Bolivar Toro taken by gandolf
6.LG Americano taken by indyrob
7.Rocky Patel Sungrown Robusto taken by the orangeman
8.Ashton VSG Enchantment taken by drew
9.Don Lino Africa Torpedo taken by gandolf
10.La Flor Limitado II taken by indyrob
11.La Aurora Anos Belicoso taken by swifty
12.DCM Toro#4 taken by AVB
13.Gurka Legend Torpedo taken by drew
14.Punch Chat. L Mad/Mad
15.Onyx Reserve Churchill
16.Cao Brazilla Lambada taken by the orangeman
17.La Flor Chiselito Maduro taken by bchem
18.Opusx Super Belicoso taken by swifty
19.Butera La Penna EXL taken by Gandolf
20.Tatuaje Cojonu taken by indyrob
21.Torano 1916 Torpedo taken by swifty
22.Montesino Super Belicoso Sungrown taken by orangeman
23.Padron 4000 Maduro taken by bchem
24.PAM Monarca
25.Padron '26 #2 Maduro taken by swifty
26.Perdomo Estate Regent put by drew taken by AVB
27.Montecristo Vint 93 Club Cab#30 put by drew taken by the orange
28.Henry Clay Rothchild put by drew
29.Opus xXx put by gandolf
30.Oliva Master Blend II put by gandolf
31.Cao Cameroon Churchill put by gandolf taken by the orangeman
32.K Hansotia Triple Ligero put by gandolf
33.Hoyo Excalibur #8 Maduro put by gandolf taken by AVB
34. Ashton VSG Belicoso#2 put by gandolf
35. Ancient Warrior put by swifty
36. Padron '26 #9 put by swifty
37.Davidoff Anniverery #3 Tubo put by swifty taken by AVB
38.AF Cuban Belicoso SG put by swifty
39.Cohiba Sublime put by swifty taken by indyrob
40.Anejo #50 put by swifty
41.Cao Gold Torpedo put by the orangeman
42.Carlos Torano Signature Torpedo put by the orangeman
43.Centenario Classic 2001 Toro put by the orangeman
44.Perdomo Reserve Maduro Double Corona put by the orangeman
45.Don Lino Africa Punda Milia put by the Orangeman takenbyindyrob
46.A.Fuente Hemingway Signature Maduro put by indyrob taken by AVB
47.Fuente Opus X Double Corona put by indyrob
48.Davidoff Millenum Robusto put by indyrob
49.Padron 1926 #1 put by indyrob
50.Punch Gran Cru Diadema put by indyrob taken by bchem
51.Torano Tribute Churchill 2003 put by AVB taken by bchem
52.CAO Black Frontier Put by AVB
53.Gurka Boer put by AVB taken by bchem
54.Diamond Crown #1 Put by AVB
55.Gurka Class Regent Churchill put by AVB
56.Peterson Corona put by bchem
57.Trinidad Toro put by bchem
58.A Fuente hemingway signature maduro put by bchem
59.Gurka Legend Perfecto put by Bchem
60.LGC Felica Maduro put by bchem
61.Punch Double Corona Rare Corojo put by bchem

Guy takes his wife to the Doctor...

The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS."

"What do you mean?" The guy says, "You can't tell the difference?"

"Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what.. Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, don't fück her."

Why did the baby cross the road?


'Cause he was stapled to the chicken.

pah dum bump.

Pm them to me and AVB, you're in.

pm sent'

15 Steps to build a campfire.

1. Split dead limb into fragments and shave one fragment into slivers.

2. Bandage left thumb.

3. Chop other fragments into smaller fragments.

4. Bandage left foot.

5. Make structure of slivers(including those embedded in hand).

6. Light match

7. Light match

8. Repeat "a scout is cheerful," and light match.

9. Apply match to slivers, add wood fragments, and blow gently into base of flames.

10. Apply Burn ointment to nose.

11. When fire is burning, collect more wood.

12. Upon discovery that fire has gone out during your absence, soak wood with liquid from can labeled "kerosene."

13. Treat face and arms for second degree burns, and relabel your can to read "gasoline."

14. When fire is burning well, add all remaining wood.

15. When thunderstorm has passed, repeat steps 1 through 14.

Jeez, that was easy. I only had to insult three groups: Doctors, Old People and Queers. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Smokyballs said:

Pm them to me and AVB, you're in.

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PM SENT!

Just for the heck of it, since this is a gross joke thing...




What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?




Christopher Walken



The above was just a joke, and was not intended to offend anyone. It does not reflect the opinion of the poster or the members or management of the Cigar Pass board. Your rights may vary from state to state.

:edit for spelling

Leave it to Brad to do something like this.
And trust me, the more wrong the better, because Brad is wrong..........

PM sent.

A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce." The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph. She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you." Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases. She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph. She says, "I want the kids too." The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now he's up to 80 mph. She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too." The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?" The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need." She asks, "Really? What's that?"
The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've got the airbag!"

Ok, just in case my joke wasn't vile enough for you, how about this...

OHHHH MAHHHHH GAWWWWWWWD

brad if that dont make the list well then i dont....... ???

nevermind ???


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IT LOOKS LIKE HES SMUGGLING AN ORANGE :0 GEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZ :0

OKAY! Who let this photo out?! There is no need to drag KevinWHoecker into this! He has nothing to do with this pass!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Ok!We have our players.And since I can't stop laughing at that picture. theorangeman has won my special prize. A flavorless Partagas 150,WOA,PAM Imperial and A'26 #2 Maduro. Here is the list of players,I will edit for order.
2.Gandolf565
5.Indyrob
6.AVB
7.bchem
3.swifty
1.Drew Moberly 7004 0550 0000 7109 0769 8.Emodx
4.Theorangeman

We will get this rolling. Thanks for being just slightly as wrong as me. Enjoy the smokes. I will get this out today. I will be leaving town for Honduras on 10/23/05 so OUTLAWD will be monitoring the pass until I get back 10/26/05

:thumbs:

Looking forward to it!!

Congrats Orangeman...

Thanks for letting me in Smoky

I'm having an issue with getting a box for our pass. I will get it out tommorrow.Theorangeman's prize went out today and I will pm you with tracking tonight. AVB brought up a very good point about my contest. I did say joke. So I'm sending him and everyone(except Orangeman)a set of '26 #6 Madies.Sorry for the edit boys I don't have that many on hand!

Smokyballs said:

I'm having an issue with getting a box for our pass. I will get it out tommorrow.Theorangeman's prize went out today and I will pm you with tracking tonight. AVB brought up a very good point about my contest. I did say joke. So I'm sending him and everyone(except Orangeman)a set of '26 #9 Madies.

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Damn you're generous. Thanks!