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SamClemmons Birthday Thread

Happy B-Day Sammy Boy, Enjoy and smoke a couple of your favorites...... :D :thumbs: :p

I see that everyone is bustin' your balls on your special day and I didn't want to do that, I just figured that I can do that any day..... :D :sign: :p :thumbs: :D
 
Happy Birthday. :thumbs:

47 ain't that old, as I climb closer to that myself. :p
 
Just do what I do, tell them you've been 18 for almost 30 years and really have the hang of it! Have a great day!
 
Thanks folks. I was sitting here thinking of something wise ass to say as per surfer dudes request and it occured to me. God, 47 is really old. You know you're old when you're trying to think of things that you can still do that you used to do. And while I'm still virile, handsome, strong, clever, agile and smart... there are consequences to what you do in high school, college and the military. My hands hurt all the time, my knees are getting tricky, I have a torn rotator in my right shoulder that can't be scoped and my hearing is going south.
I will no longer climb ladders over 10 feet since my ability to bounce is gone. All night fun fests with the wife consist of a brief encounter in the shower (with or without her) then a few beers and a cigar in front of the TV watching old movies till three A.M. I still split 3 cords of wood every year but what used to take a weekend now takes two weeks (the reason for this, I'm sure, is due to global warming which makes the wood harder and more sinewy... seriously!) I walk/run my dogs twice a day every day 2 miles at a pop.
Now you're asking yourself, "What the hell does this have to do with being old?" My reply to this is, "Not a thing." Just thought I'd make you housebound youngsters feel guilty about the sedentary lifestyles you may be leading. So... the young guys are saying, "47? God you're old", and the old guys are saying, "47? That's not so old." Let me tell you someting Old Guys, you are wrong. And to you Young Guys, here's hoping that you can reach the venerable old age of 47 with HALF the style and grace as I have. It's not like you have a choice, you have to work with what you have. :D

Moke, addy in profile. :sign:

Time for my nap. Ta ta.
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Happy Birthday! Even if you are as old as dirt, at least you still have the good taste to have a Social D avatar. :D :D
 
I wouldn't have expected a lesser response....... good post Neil. :thumbs:

BTW, I agree with your assessment of 47...... welcome to the club! ;)
 
Hope your birthday is a good one Sam, filled with several fine quality cigars and tasty beverages! :D

John
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU CROTCHITY OLD FART!!! How does it feel to be Dirt's older brother... :D...All BS aside, hope you have a great birthday.... BTW Nice post....He certainly does have a "style"....
 
Happy Birthday young fella. Remember, your only as old as you feel, or feel something old........ hell I don't remember.
 
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